David 'Carajo' Forest 🇺🇦
@discodaveforest.bsky.social
LUFC fan, Loiner, Yorkshireman. Fave player Gordon Strachan. Interests - footy, historical fiction, outdoors. Avoid bigots, racists and general bell-endery. #lufc
I hear they are also getting Fred
West in to provide some insight into domestic building regs too...😉
West in to provide some insight into domestic building regs too...😉
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I hear they are also getting Fred
West in to provide some insight into domestic building regs too...😉
West in to provide some insight into domestic building regs too...😉
Woke = not racist.
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Woke = not racist.
Anyone fancy an £195 M&S Christmas Beef Wellington? I'd want Tom Kerridge to rock up and serve it to me for that. So far from the reality of UK family finances at the moment 😬
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Anyone fancy an £195 M&S Christmas Beef Wellington? I'd want Tom Kerridge to rock up and serve it to me for that. So far from the reality of UK family finances at the moment 😬
Watched it in Lillywhites sports bar on the Headrow with my bro-in-law (a Liverpool fan). They tried to move us off our table which were reserved for diners. "2 bowls of chips please then love". Waitress's face was a picture 🤬🤣🤣
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Watched it in Lillywhites sports bar on the Headrow with my bro-in-law (a Liverpool fan). They tried to move us off our table which were reserved for diners. "2 bowls of chips please then love". Waitress's face was a picture 🤬🤣🤣
Northern Rail are still running those carriages 😬
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Northern Rail are still running those carriages 😬
I knew a lad who trained to be a driver. Took him a couple of years and he had to learn every route, where the lights, signals, track speeds etc. Easy on a short stretch but when he's driving the length of the country let alone the responsibility gor 400 passengers traveling at 140mph.
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I knew a lad who trained to be a driver. Took him a couple of years and he had to learn every route, where the lights, signals, track speeds etc. Easy on a short stretch but when he's driving the length of the country let alone the responsibility gor 400 passengers traveling at 140mph.
I wonder what his views are on foreigners though... Now if I was a betting man...🙄
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I wonder what his views are on foreigners though... Now if I was a betting man...🙄
Doggy earwax or vegan cheese? 😉
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Doggy earwax or vegan cheese? 😉
Having tasted vegan cheese I suspect it may be made from doggy earwax. Smells exactly the same. 🐶👍
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Having tasted vegan cheese I suspect it may be made from doggy earwax. Smells exactly the same. 🐶👍
Banging tune, never usually appears on greatest hits albums either. 👍
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Banging tune, never usually appears on greatest hits albums either. 👍
Let's get kids back up chimneys too, what could possibly go wrong..?
a man in a suit and hat is saying " good luck guvnor "
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is saying " good luck guvnor "
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October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Let's get kids back up chimneys too, what could possibly go wrong..?
And the Cosa Nostra of course...
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
And the Cosa Nostra of course...
I'm very slightly disappointed that you didn't make this statement 5 seconds before doing a bungee jump off the Clifton Syspension Bridge Ed.😉
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm very slightly disappointed that you didn't make this statement 5 seconds before doing a bungee jump off the Clifton Syspension Bridge Ed.😉
Wrong colour shirt Zack...
October 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Wrong colour shirt Zack...
Doesn't she sound exactly like Haty Katie Hopkins. Can you imagine the BBC's Kuensberg and Mason if Angela Rayner had said this?
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Doesn't she sound exactly like Haty Katie Hopkins. Can you imagine the BBC's Kuensberg and Mason if Angela Rayner had said this?
In Leeds literally everyone uses 'love' and 'mate' as a term of endearment, but I have heard them used in a condescending or misogynistic way too, not usually by northerners tho in my experience.
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
In Leeds literally everyone uses 'love' and 'mate' as a term of endearment, but I have heard them used in a condescending or misogynistic way too, not usually by northerners tho in my experience.
Not really an animation fan tbh so I'll take your word for it.
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Not really an animation fan tbh so I'll take your word for it.
Let's face it the prequels/sequels were all mostly crap with a few exceptions but Disney have largely ruined the franchise as predicted. Highlights probably Rogue 1, Solo and definitely Andor but most of the rest 💩
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Let's face it the prequels/sequels were all mostly crap with a few exceptions but Disney have largely ruined the franchise as predicted. Highlights probably Rogue 1, Solo and definitely Andor but most of the rest 💩
Last years winner...
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Last years winner...
Full of take-away curry packaging and pizza boxes no doubt.🙄
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Full of take-away curry packaging and pizza boxes no doubt.🙄