Kelly
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discoporch.bsky.social
Kelly
@discoporch.bsky.social
CHS. Overuses the word “cute” and has anxiety.
I thought I was talking to a fellow-Millennial at work because I had an ear worm of a certain pizza-bagel commercial, told her I couldn’t curse her with it, but she asked for it anyway, AND SHE HAD NEVER HEARD OF IT.
August 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Announcing SAMCON 2025! A Podcast Extravaganza featuring the Sarah Marshall-Aubrey Gordon-Michael Hobbes Extended Universe!Okay… this is not real, but man wouldn’t it be lovely? Follow them on Patreon. Xoxoxoxo #samcon2025 #thisisnotrealbutagirlcandream
May 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM