Kelly
@disgracekelly.bsky.social
Preschooler mom. Noodle dog wrangler. Grassroots activist. Warm sourdough bread and salted butter enthusiast.
📍 Where the 🌉 meets the 🌊
📍 Where the 🌉 meets the 🌊
Me on Poshmark favoriting silver western wear for the Cowboy Carter tour I will inevitably not be able to get tickets for
February 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Me on Poshmark favoriting silver western wear for the Cowboy Carter tour I will inevitably not be able to get tickets for
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.
January 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.
This is a PSA: Trader Joe’s now has frozen platano maduro. If you, like me, want to eat your weight in platano maduro but the store doesn’t always have ripe plantains, and you are too lazy to fry them sonsabitches up every day, now you CAN have it all.
January 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This is a PSA: Trader Joe’s now has frozen platano maduro. If you, like me, want to eat your weight in platano maduro but the store doesn’t always have ripe plantains, and you are too lazy to fry them sonsabitches up every day, now you CAN have it all.
Me when there is late night noise in my neighborhood: “It’s annoying but I should mind my business and calling the cops is not the answer.”
Me when there is late night noise in my in-law’s upper class red neighborhood:
Me when there is late night noise in my in-law’s upper class red neighborhood:
December 24, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Me when there is late night noise in my neighborhood: “It’s annoying but I should mind my business and calling the cops is not the answer.”
Me when there is late night noise in my in-law’s upper class red neighborhood:
Me when there is late night noise in my in-law’s upper class red neighborhood:
Live shot of NFL Twitter crossing the bridge and finally allowing my soul to rest peacefully here
November 14, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Live shot of NFL Twitter crossing the bridge and finally allowing my soul to rest peacefully here
Having your assets seized and also having bacteria identified in your colon DOES seem frustrating!
March 21, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Having your assets seized and also having bacteria identified in your colon DOES seem frustrating!
I saw this pit bull/greyhound mix in a birthday hat on Reddit months ago and saved it just so I could take a look whenever I needed a pick-me-up. Hope it does the same for you.
This guy looks like he knows how to party.
This guy looks like he knows how to party.
March 6, 2024 at 6:30 AM
I saw this pit bull/greyhound mix in a birthday hat on Reddit months ago and saved it just so I could take a look whenever I needed a pick-me-up. Hope it does the same for you.
This guy looks like he knows how to party.
This guy looks like he knows how to party.