disneypokerfanatic
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I like Disney, poker, and an assortment of other things!
I'm convinced aliens have abducted some of the Seattle Mariner owners. I know it's not adding payroll (Suarez just signed for more), but I'm just not convinced we add Brendan Donovan any other year to our roster.
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I'm convinced aliens have abducted some of the Seattle Mariner owners. I know it's not adding payroll (Suarez just signed for more), but I'm just not convinced we add Brendan Donovan any other year to our roster.
Heartbreak for the team tonight getting eliminated from the playoffs. Hoping perhaps for an exemption to get to keep playing, but odds are less than 50/50. Maybe...
February 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Heartbreak for the team tonight getting eliminated from the playoffs. Hoping perhaps for an exemption to get to keep playing, but odds are less than 50/50. Maybe...
If I were ruler of the universe, Law #2: “They were sitting on their phone in the only bathroom stall for over ten minutes” is an affirmative defense for murder
February 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
If I were ruler of the universe, Law #2: “They were sitting on their phone in the only bathroom stall for over ten minutes” is an affirmative defense for murder
(1/?) Was at the John Mulaney late show last night, which started even later than the posted showtime. I'm outside the restroom, waiting for my date, and this woman comes up to me, asking if I can direct her to this section in the theater
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
(1/?) Was at the John Mulaney late show last night, which started even later than the posted showtime. I'm outside the restroom, waiting for my date, and this woman comes up to me, asking if I can direct her to this section in the theater
Looking forward to an extremely fun outing tonight! I definitely need this!
January 31, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Looking forward to an extremely fun outing tonight! I definitely need this!
Sometimes, a good friend tells you a hard truth that you're not ready to hear yet. I wonder if that happened tonight, or if maybe they weren't really a friend at all
January 31, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Sometimes, a good friend tells you a hard truth that you're not ready to hear yet. I wonder if that happened tonight, or if maybe they weren't really a friend at all
If I were ruler of the universe, Law #1: That little X that lets you close out on the ad you're watching on your phone should be clearly visible only when tapping on it grants the in-game reward. Any tap/click within a 1/2 cm of the X should count as trying to close out the ad
January 30, 2026 at 2:13 PM
If I were ruler of the universe, Law #1: That little X that lets you close out on the ad you're watching on your phone should be clearly visible only when tapping on it grants the in-game reward. Any tap/click within a 1/2 cm of the X should count as trying to close out the ad
Your boss: Hey, don't forget you have a deadline for Project X on Friday. Can't miss it!
Also your boss: I need to have some meetings with you this week for something completely unrelated to Project X that could totally wait until next week, or next month, or never...
Also your boss: I need to have some meetings with you this week for something completely unrelated to Project X that could totally wait until next week, or next month, or never...
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Your boss: Hey, don't forget you have a deadline for Project X on Friday. Can't miss it!
Also your boss: I need to have some meetings with you this week for something completely unrelated to Project X that could totally wait until next week, or next month, or never...
Also your boss: I need to have some meetings with you this week for something completely unrelated to Project X that could totally wait until next week, or next month, or never...
Being caught up, even if only for a few days, is a heck of a feeling!
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Being caught up, even if only for a few days, is a heck of a feeling!
Vowed to do more reading this year. I'm running a bit behind, but this is book 1 of what I'm hoping ends up being at least 12. It's off to a promising start!
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Vowed to do more reading this year. I'm running a bit behind, but this is book 1 of what I'm hoping ends up being at least 12. It's off to a promising start!
I've frequently been told I have the patience of a saint, but man, I've been feeling it wearing thin these past few weeks!
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I've frequently been told I have the patience of a saint, but man, I've been feeling it wearing thin these past few weeks!
Is it Friday yet?
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Is it Friday yet?
Today I made an important decision about what I'd like my work life to look for the next year and a half. Maybe more. And it feels good
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Today I made an important decision about what I'd like my work life to look for the next year and a half. Maybe more. And it feels good
Seahawks Super Bowl bound! One of the few times we're excited to take the trip to Santa Clara!
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Seahawks Super Bowl bound! One of the few times we're excited to take the trip to Santa Clara!
I don't often like to get political (my work requires neutrality) but so much of what's going on in our country right now feels like it's out of a dystopian young adult novel and not even a particularly well-written one
January 25, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I don't often like to get political (my work requires neutrality) but so much of what's going on in our country right now feels like it's out of a dystopian young adult novel and not even a particularly well-written one
It took me awhile longer to get my tramp stamp than anticipated! #KeysOnMain
January 25, 2026 at 6:25 AM
It took me awhile longer to get my tramp stamp than anticipated! #KeysOnMain
Out today and saw a sign offering seafood, daiquiris, and turkey legs
I was intrigued, but not enough to stop in!
I was intrigued, but not enough to stop in!
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Out today and saw a sign offering seafood, daiquiris, and turkey legs
I was intrigued, but not enough to stop in!
I was intrigued, but not enough to stop in!
Sometimes I think we're not meant to be with just one person. The thrill of first meetings, getting to know them and how they experience the world
Sometimes I think how much I miss being with just one person, someone who truly gets me and is always in my corner
If only we could "both and" that
Sometimes I think how much I miss being with just one person, someone who truly gets me and is always in my corner
If only we could "both and" that
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Sometimes I think we're not meant to be with just one person. The thrill of first meetings, getting to know them and how they experience the world
Sometimes I think how much I miss being with just one person, someone who truly gets me and is always in my corner
If only we could "both and" that
Sometimes I think how much I miss being with just one person, someone who truly gets me and is always in my corner
If only we could "both and" that
Clerk: what time is your appointment?
Me: Sorry, I’m 45 minutes early
Clerk: Thank goodness! So many of the people in front of you didn’t show! We can get you right in
Sometimes, the gods karmic to “early is on time and on time is late” are kind!
Me: Sorry, I’m 45 minutes early
Clerk: Thank goodness! So many of the people in front of you didn’t show! We can get you right in
Sometimes, the gods karmic to “early is on time and on time is late” are kind!
January 23, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Clerk: what time is your appointment?
Me: Sorry, I’m 45 minutes early
Clerk: Thank goodness! So many of the people in front of you didn’t show! We can get you right in
Sometimes, the gods karmic to “early is on time and on time is late” are kind!
Me: Sorry, I’m 45 minutes early
Clerk: Thank goodness! So many of the people in front of you didn’t show! We can get you right in
Sometimes, the gods karmic to “early is on time and on time is late” are kind!
Looking forward to just one more early wake-up this week!
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Looking forward to just one more early wake-up this week!
Today is finally a day with nothing from anyone else on my calendar and it already feels glorious!
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Today is finally a day with nothing from anyone else on my calendar and it already feels glorious!
Two new character shirts added to my collection. I really don't know if I can continue to support this hobby!
January 22, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Two new character shirts added to my collection. I really don't know if I can continue to support this hobby!
A day for paperwork today. It's a nice change of pace from what I've been doing lately!
January 21, 2026 at 1:17 PM
A day for paperwork today. It's a nice change of pace from what I've been doing lately!
Happiness is curling up with a blanket after another more than 12-hour day. I'm getting too old for this... stuff
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Happiness is curling up with a blanket after another more than 12-hour day. I'm getting too old for this... stuff
No morning tune to pick out this week is a bit of a breather. This week ought to be fairly relaxing
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
No morning tune to pick out this week is a bit of a breather. This week ought to be fairly relaxing