Red's Rambles
distantred.bsky.social
Red's Rambles
@distantred.bsky.social
I'm Red. I get stoned sometimes and talk nonsense.
LEDs aren't real. Electricity can't make a semiconductor emit light. Light can only come from fire, the sun (which is just a big fire), and bioluminescence like what fish and bugs have sometimes (which is just small fire). These so-called "LEDs" are just tiny fish that people toy with for "fun".
January 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Post-Goldman-Snyderian critique:
Both protest without dance and dance without protest are killers of both protest and dance. If you care for either, you must do both.

New recree:
Dancing is forbidden.
It's always been forbidden.
December 3, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I diagnose you with samvrtisatya. I'm prescribing you to imbibe brain-rot. What is the cake snat saying? The adjective noun verbs the adjective noun. अवगच्छसि ?
milk.com/experiments/...
Mix together ingredients then imbibe shotgunly.
November 15, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Somebody named John is probably being a most radical sumbitch right now. Can I get a "good job, John" or a "thanks, John"?
Y'all. Some dude on another server named John just helped me out. Thanks, John. You're a really cool cat.
Also good job, Johns of Bsky. You're all beautiful.
October 14, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Life is a cookie orgy.
Life is a cookie orgy. It's like y'know an orgy but like cookies and like cookies they get consumed.
And so on.
October 14, 2023 at 7:14 PM