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Jessica Christmas Jones
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There is something wrong with me
Four ounces of chicken marinated in a peanut butter miso sauce
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Anyway I'm cooking myself a tiny amount of chicken to eat tomorrow, let's see how trying to bring my own food and protein shakes every day goes
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
There's a lady working there still from when I worked there who is probably almost 80 by now, that's gonna be me, me and Susan at the jewelry counter, staying active
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We went to the Kimbell today, where I used to work in the gift shop, and I was like God I wish I was retired or married to a rich guy so I could just have my little job at the gift shop and look at art all day
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
There was one down here in a house that used to belong to a Dallas Cowboy and whoever bought it after him kept: a promotional stand up of the player and his wife from some kind of sales event and a Dallas Cowboy themed children's room, and the line to get into it on Day 1 was around the block
December 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Estate sales!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Well actually it was a shawl but it's in this pattern. Probably the nicest thing I've ever gotten at an estate sale for under $10
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You forgot to cover up those toes, can't be giving away the foot pics for free
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Truly one of my favorite bits
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I haven't watched this in a long time and "Call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons" did get a big laugh
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I don't necessarily need to have the last word but I do enjoy both winding people up and puncturing their self-righteousness when they're being insane about some innocuous
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
December 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I am watching Starman
December 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
He wasn't like mad mad he was like "ah goddamnit it got me"
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM