Distracted Dan
@distracteddan.bsky.social
I live on a boat , play the glockenspiel by choice , and believe we podiatrists are the 15th emergency service .
Either that or Clark's fitting room has decided to encompass all terrain possibilities.
January 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Either that or Clark's fitting room has decided to encompass all terrain possibilities.
Muttering Choo choo
I detest this spell thing
I detest this spell thing
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Muttering Choo choo
I detest this spell thing
I detest this spell thing
' Pardon me boy but today's there's not a chop choo '
With apologies to Mr G Miller
With apologies to Mr G Miller
January 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
' Pardon me boy but today's there's not a chop choo '
With apologies to Mr G Miller
With apologies to Mr G Miller
Composer Ed Alton
Tune "Everyone wants a girl like Susan "
Tune "Everyone wants a girl like Susan "
January 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Composer Ed Alton
Tune "Everyone wants a girl like Susan "
Tune "Everyone wants a girl like Susan "
On each of my far too brief visits it's beauty has found me breathless.
January 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
On each of my far too brief visits it's beauty has found me breathless.
Yet when I'm accused of various items ( ok one might have been a bit of toenail) " inhabiting " my beard I'm shunned ! Ho hum
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Yet when I'm accused of various items ( ok one might have been a bit of toenail) " inhabiting " my beard I'm shunned ! Ho hum
Xmas day my mate WhatsApp rang me from Kenya, I'm on a canal in the midst of Scotland. The call was clear and cost ' nothing '
40 years before at almost exact same time Me feeding money into a call box Queens Rd Peckham for a brief , poor and expensive chat to someone in Eire .
40 years before at almost exact same time Me feeding money into a call box Queens Rd Peckham for a brief , poor and expensive chat to someone in Eire .
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Xmas day my mate WhatsApp rang me from Kenya, I'm on a canal in the midst of Scotland. The call was clear and cost ' nothing '
40 years before at almost exact same time Me feeding money into a call box Queens Rd Peckham for a brief , poor and expensive chat to someone in Eire .
40 years before at almost exact same time Me feeding money into a call box Queens Rd Peckham for a brief , poor and expensive chat to someone in Eire .
To the G&S tune
" There are greetings and well wishes
performed so customarily,
to the Ladies and the Gents who keep our company ,
They never would be missed
They never would be missed
" There are greetings and well wishes
performed so customarily,
to the Ladies and the Gents who keep our company ,
They never would be missed
They never would be missed
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
To the G&S tune
" There are greetings and well wishes
performed so customarily,
to the Ladies and the Gents who keep our company ,
They never would be missed
They never would be missed
" There are greetings and well wishes
performed so customarily,
to the Ladies and the Gents who keep our company ,
They never would be missed
They never would be missed
" I swear there will be no floaters during my administration.....
January 2, 2026 at 11:49 AM
" I swear there will be no floaters during my administration.....
Waves as you fly by
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Waves as you fly by
It might be a bit worn at the edges but I will donate some
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It might be a bit worn at the edges but I will donate some
I saw Danny Wilson ( then Hartlepool FC manager ) scowling at a cabbage in ASDA
December 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I saw Danny Wilson ( then Hartlepool FC manager ) scowling at a cabbage in ASDA
Oh and despite other cows having two horns where she had only one she ruled the original herd of 7 then any newcomer over the next years as well . On the introduction of the first electric fence she waged war on it for 3 hours before giving up.
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh and despite other cows having two horns where she had only one she ruled the original herd of 7 then any newcomer over the next years as well . On the introduction of the first electric fence she waged war on it for 3 hours before giving up.
Why buy sensible things , rarely has anyone looked at their socks and been inspired . However look at a damaged toy they bought from a charity shop for £1 and though it's nonsense the possibilities.....
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Why buy sensible things , rarely has anyone looked at their socks and been inspired . However look at a damaged toy they bought from a charity shop for £1 and though it's nonsense the possibilities.....
Killing with Kindleness
December 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Killing with Kindleness
I hope it goes well , our short horn lead cow ( Fanny ) was one of the most head strong animals I ever had to deal with [ Inc goats ]
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I hope it goes well , our short horn lead cow ( Fanny ) was one of the most head strong animals I ever had to deal with [ Inc goats ]
A statement that would bring great relief to a David Carradine character .
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A statement that would bring great relief to a David Carradine character .
I will give my Oldman this he made it very clear " No god damn hunt is ever crossing this land " and he didn't give a shit who that upset .
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I will give my Oldman this he made it very clear " No god damn hunt is ever crossing this land " and he didn't give a shit who that upset .
Quiet but that's ok
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Quiet but that's ok
Saw your earlier post re tomorrow so consider this an Xmas wave from a Scottish canal
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Saw your earlier post re tomorrow so consider this an Xmas wave from a Scottish canal