Why are teabags still attached in pairs. Grow up

(I rip them open trying to separate them a non zero percentage of the time)

Life is bullshit I'm gonna start side parting my hair again

I am reminded of the contestant on the chase who, when asked what he wanted to do if won the money, said he'd like to go out with Maya jama. Bro was on national TV like "I wish to buy a woman". In my heart he walked out of the studio and into a police van

There is something genuinely so fascinating about how inane the ads for ai tools are. They're genuinely pushing the slop to
centre stage and it is mystifying to me why they think that's the angle.
Like has anyone seen that one Google ad? With the capybara? The secondhand embarrassment may kill me

Explaining what endometriosis is to my dad while he tries to watch world's strongest man. I think we are both being enriched rn

i will say i cant hang out here which is sad because even being surrounded by folks with values of which i am at least vaguely in tune, seeing current events being discussed makes me feel crushingly doomerish. which is unproductive and i dont like much.

the conclusion i cant help but hurtle towards is that if something can be made with generative ai it really wasnt worth making. Like theres a reason why shortform video content, clickbate articles, waffly public figure statements, resumes, and linkedin posts are all popping off with AI so much.

how is anybody living

people hype up the looks in 2000 charlies angels and yet i had screenshot this myself because noone else online cares about drew barrymores epic 13 year old boy drip. its not visible in this pic but yes she is wearing classic vans

i was hype to make this account and post funny sillies on it but unfortunately the woes continue to be considerable and its just not conducive to funny sillies

whats up turds

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