Dani 🤎
@divelovence.bsky.social
Queen of Cups ♛
27 ❁ student ❁ mom ❁ Black
✿ in need of a nap ✿
✿ vast music taste ✿
✿ interpreter to numbers, cards and stars ✿
27 ❁ student ❁ mom ❁ Black
✿ in need of a nap ✿
✿ vast music taste ✿
✿ interpreter to numbers, cards and stars ✿
Mom arm is not the conscious decision I thought it was. It was years of me keeping my purse from spilling over in the car and it just auto adjusted for passengers
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Mom arm is not the conscious decision I thought it was. It was years of me keeping my purse from spilling over in the car and it just auto adjusted for passengers
Wtf you got going on that when I say I have a hangnail you ask me if it’s a hang-fingernail or a hang-toenail? You out here getting hang-TOEnails? 😟
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Wtf you got going on that when I say I have a hangnail you ask me if it’s a hang-fingernail or a hang-toenail? You out here getting hang-TOEnails? 😟
Secondhand joy is really nice. 🥰
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Secondhand joy is really nice. 🥰
The need to pee will hit me like a train and then here goes a one year old. Moving slow, walking in zig zags right in front of me, girl MOVE!
January 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
The need to pee will hit me like a train and then here goes a one year old. Moving slow, walking in zig zags right in front of me, girl MOVE!
A self proclaimed asshole is just someone who knows they need to change their demeanor and just won’t.
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
A self proclaimed asshole is just someone who knows they need to change their demeanor and just won’t.
I don’t wanna be near no man who speaks in “jokes” so he always has the opportunity to switch up wtf he saying to sty agreeable. Very pussy.
January 7, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I don’t wanna be near no man who speaks in “jokes” so he always has the opportunity to switch up wtf he saying to sty agreeable. Very pussy.
Bruh nobody ever gives a fuck about your kid’s lost socks, I fucking HATE lost socks.
January 7, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Bruh nobody ever gives a fuck about your kid’s lost socks, I fucking HATE lost socks.
Chewing mint gum and sipped an Arnold Palmer. Mistakes. 😭
January 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Chewing mint gum and sipped an Arnold Palmer. Mistakes. 😭
There’s wanting something then there’s wanting to want something and knowing the difference for yourself is really helpful.
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
There’s wanting something then there’s wanting to want something and knowing the difference for yourself is really helpful.
I stay out of certain conversations because they aren’t any of my business but we have actual problems and people are splintering off into groups to nitpick little shit.
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I stay out of certain conversations because they aren’t any of my business but we have actual problems and people are splintering off into groups to nitpick little shit.
I hate shopping because I have nowhere to actually fucking go. If you’re plus sized CERTAINLY you must be fucking short because God forbid you be a tall and plus sized woman! Because that’s just big and tall and at that point you must be a linebacker Miss Sir!!!!! 😒😒😒😒😒
January 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I hate shopping because I have nowhere to actually fucking go. If you’re plus sized CERTAINLY you must be fucking short because God forbid you be a tall and plus sized woman! Because that’s just big and tall and at that point you must be a linebacker Miss Sir!!!!! 😒😒😒😒😒
I had real wine tonight for the first time since I moved, didn’t realize how much I missed wine shopping
January 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I had real wine tonight for the first time since I moved, didn’t realize how much I missed wine shopping
You move different when your phone is insured. Those last few years without phone insurance were just as clumsy and twice as scary, I’m glad I got it back. 😭
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
You move different when your phone is insured. Those last few years without phone insurance were just as clumsy and twice as scary, I’m glad I got it back. 😭
Why does s everything need a login? I created an account just for one little thing the site said I could do and now I’m tryna change some shit on this delivery and it says I can’t do it, they scamming.
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Why does s everything need a login? I created an account just for one little thing the site said I could do and now I’m tryna change some shit on this delivery and it says I can’t do it, they scamming.
Hmmmm are they a control freak or have you been so unhelpful that it’s easier for them to take over than answer your questions and provide step by step instructions and give you a crash course in everything and brief you on every tiny detail you missed because it makes a big difference and-
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Hmmmm are they a control freak or have you been so unhelpful that it’s easier for them to take over than answer your questions and provide step by step instructions and give you a crash course in everything and brief you on every tiny detail you missed because it makes a big difference and-
Something about a HDHP just screams money and confidence to me cause personally, the HD part stresses me tf out. 💀
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Something about a HDHP just screams money and confidence to me cause personally, the HD part stresses me tf out. 💀
Can we please bring back shame? 😭
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Can we please bring back shame? 😭
“My bad” feels like you don’t care.
“My fault” feels like you took accountability for something small.
“I apologize” feels like you said it because you had to.
“I’m sorry” feels like you mean it.
“My fault” feels like you took accountability for something small.
“I apologize” feels like you said it because you had to.
“I’m sorry” feels like you mean it.
December 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“My bad” feels like you don’t care.
“My fault” feels like you took accountability for something small.
“I apologize” feels like you said it because you had to.
“I’m sorry” feels like you mean it.
“My fault” feels like you took accountability for something small.
“I apologize” feels like you said it because you had to.
“I’m sorry” feels like you mean it.
Some of the trainings at my job are like sitcom shorts and they’re actually funny 😭
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Some of the trainings at my job are like sitcom shorts and they’re actually funny 😭
How come every time people discuss traditional family dynamics the narrative is that they’re dying because of women???? Be so fucking fr, inflation is a mfer and unless you’re paying all her bills and y’all are living in ACTUAL comfort you don’t get to demand a fucking housewife!
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
How come every time people discuss traditional family dynamics the narrative is that they’re dying because of women???? Be so fucking fr, inflation is a mfer and unless you’re paying all her bills and y’all are living in ACTUAL comfort you don’t get to demand a fucking housewife!
That XXL wine had me entirely fucked up last night and I don’t mean drunk, I mean heartburn.
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
That XXL wine had me entirely fucked up last night and I don’t mean drunk, I mean heartburn.
Radical unschooling!? I don’t understand how as a society, we can so accurately point out issues but the solutions be so far from anything remotely productive. We need major adjustment but not complete and utter destruction.
December 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Radical unschooling!? I don’t understand how as a society, we can so accurately point out issues but the solutions be so far from anything remotely productive. We need major adjustment but not complete and utter destruction.
I’m so happy to be going back to work and working outside the house. I’m finna correct these dynamics and I’m not sorry to burst your bubble because I intentionally fucking stomped on it.
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I’m so happy to be going back to work and working outside the house. I’m finna correct these dynamics and I’m not sorry to burst your bubble because I intentionally fucking stomped on it.
The things white people get in a frenzy about… like how do FDA regulations on steak chap your ass so bad?
December 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The things white people get in a frenzy about… like how do FDA regulations on steak chap your ass so bad?
I want to sleep but it’s not giving that it’s gonna happen for me
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I want to sleep but it’s not giving that it’s gonna happen for me