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Squintin’ Tarantino
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Woodwork. Golf. Live Music.
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I GOT THE OFFICIAL JOB OFFER!!!
Briefly spoke with one of the managers at the branch I applied with, and interview #2 is officially scheduled for in person tomorrow at 9:30am!

Incredibly grateful for the way things seem to be turning around.
Just confirmed an interview this week with a different company I recently applied with!

They’re a plywood distributor that my dad worked with at my age, and the main place I had been hoping to hear from 🪵
Holy shit.. there’s like a few dozen White Castles 10-15 minutes from my new place.
a man sitting on a couch with the words i want the on his face
Alt: Kumar saying “I want the perfect food” in Harold and Kumar: Go to White Castle
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December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The best part about asking Spotify to play Running Up That Hill is that Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears for Fears almost always comes on after.
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Off to Williams-Sonoma to do some knife shopping 🔪
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
John Williams composing his version of Carol of the Bells for Home Alone.
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
New extra toasty flavor just dropped 🧀
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Strong contender right here.
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The fact that I can see the Empire State Building and a handful of other Midtown buildings from my balcony is pretty damn cool. Even if it’s only for 2/3 of the year when the leaves are gone.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It just dawned on me that I’ll be sitting in the new apartment with nothing but an air mattress and my book until the movers come later this week 🥲
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Well I think now is as good a time as ever to finally make my announcement..

As of a few weeks ago, I officially accepted a promotion with my company and am relocating down to NJ to take over an Outside Sales Rep. position for the state’s northern territory!
My first day working for Atlantic Plywood is finally tomorrow. Very excited to start this new chapter of my life.

So many things fell into place perfectly over the past year to make this a possibility - Wish me luck!! 🌲
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Well I think now is as good a time as ever to finally make my announcement..

As of a few weeks ago, I officially accepted a promotion with my company and am relocating down to NJ to take over an Outside Sales Rep. position for the state’s northern territory!
My first day working for Atlantic Plywood is finally tomorrow. Very excited to start this new chapter of my life.

So many things fell into place perfectly over the past year to make this a possibility - Wish me luck!! 🌲
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
In the market for a new vacuum … preferably a corded Shark or Dyson. Happily taking any and all recommendations.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Loop de Loop is basically just Ween doing Piss Up A Rope for kids.
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Man, what I was doing to make my Spotify: Top Songs 2021 so damn good… and also mostly the Boogie Nights soundtrack??
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I miss seeing live music with the friends I’ve made online.
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Got that dog in me 🌭
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hold up… Billy MF strings is going to be playing 15min from me tomorrow in Newark and *none* of you have me a heads up??
a boy sitting at a table with a candle and says you 're killing me smalls
Alt: You’re killing me Smalls!
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November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sorry guys, I’m just super fucking excited about this next step of the adventure we call life.

Never thought I’d get back to a place where I’d be truly happy with the progression I’m making in my career, relationship and everything else happening.

Love y’all 💜
Getting ready to head down to NJ so I can work from my company’s other branch tomorrow and start looking at apartments this weekend 🎉
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Do you think he called it the big beautiful Bill
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
*Almost* a full 2 days late on this, butttt..

Happy *freaking* Birthday @zzbenz.bsky.social!!!

This one will never get old 🌻
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Getting ready to head down to NJ so I can work from my company’s other branch tomorrow and start looking at apartments this weekend 🎉
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“Hey Johnny, listen.. I don’t want to creep you out or anything, but I was staring into your sons bedroom..”
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Some of y’all have no idea what ship was the pride of the American side with a crew and good captain well seasoned, and it shows
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
When you drop $200+ on charcuterie supplies for a Board Party 🧀
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Can you just imagine if Dick Cheney had died after all three races were called instead of this morning?

Now *that* would have been the ultimate icing on the cake.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM