i guess it's bc the origin isn't very creatively inspired beyond a gimmick?? all the people who do porn of less popular things are staying with, yknow. the OG pokemon they like and not some fun silly knockoff that doesn't feel the same. but also it's just weird to see, right??

it just screams a lack of creativity to look at this pink slutty lizard served up on a platter and go woah... i could draw porn of this. like wheres the joie de vivre. the challenge. where's the furry excitement to find literally anything fuckable. but no it's almost all lovander

I mean she slorp that thang like a seagull with a fish but there's probably also the risk she might disgorge breakfast on him