——𝙍𝙀𝙋𝙀𝙉𝙏, 𝙈𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 !
@divinecruelty.bsky.social
“ 𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳. “
“ 𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳. “
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i guess it’s the same way people assume angels are kind-hearted saints or somethin’ like that.
i got kicked outta heaven for “immoral behavior”.
( lifting the now-empty box above her head, furrowing her brows that the box is, in fact, still empty.
then tossing it in a random direction. )
i guess it’s the same way people assume angels are kind-hearted saints or somethin’ like that.
i got kicked outta heaven for “immoral behavior”.
( lifting the now-empty box above her head, furrowing her brows that the box is, in fact, still empty.
then tossing it in a random direction. )
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yeah; common misconception about demons, i fear. i care about a lot of things. . .
( he takes another cookie from his box, eating it in one bite. )
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yeah; common misconception about demons, i fear. i care about a lot of things. . .
( he takes another cookie from his box, eating it in one bite. )
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i thought demons didn’t really care about stuff like that. at least, the only two that i know didn’t.
. . . not like i was any better, but i guess it’s just surprising.
( to nobodies surprise, she had already emptied her own box. )
i thought demons didn’t really care about stuff like that. at least, the only two that i know didn’t.
. . . not like i was any better, but i guess it’s just surprising.
( to nobodies surprise, she had already emptied her own box. )
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
i guess it’s the same way people assume angels are kind-hearted saints or somethin’ like that.
i got kicked outta heaven for “immoral behavior”.
( lifting the now-empty box above her head, furrowing her brows that the box is, in fact, still empty.
then tossing it in a random direction. )
i guess it’s the same way people assume angels are kind-hearted saints or somethin’ like that.
i got kicked outta heaven for “immoral behavior”.
( lifting the now-empty box above her head, furrowing her brows that the box is, in fact, still empty.
then tossing it in a random direction. )
i thought demons didn’t really care about stuff like that. at least, the only two that i know didn’t.
. . . not like i was any better, but i guess it’s just surprising.
( to nobodies surprise, she had already emptied her own box. )
i thought demons didn’t really care about stuff like that. at least, the only two that i know didn’t.
. . . not like i was any better, but i guess it’s just surprising.
( to nobodies surprise, she had already emptied her own box. )
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nah, i'm not saying i'd want to see you have a stroke... i'm just saying it'd be crazy if it happened.
( taking a whole cookie into his mouth in one bite... )
contrary to popular belief, i'm not fond of seeing people get hurt.
unless i hate them. in which case, it'd be different.
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nah, i'm not saying i'd want to see you have a stroke... i'm just saying it'd be crazy if it happened.
( taking a whole cookie into his mouth in one bite... )
contrary to popular belief, i'm not fond of seeing people get hurt.
unless i hate them. in which case, it'd be different.
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it sounds like you want me to have a stroke just to see if i could. ( * 💧 )
( speaking while eating. . . )
even if i could, i dunno if id even die from it. a lot of random shits happened to me that i survived, so. i think angels just have some kinda resistance.
it sounds like you want me to have a stroke just to see if i could. ( * 💧 )
( speaking while eating. . . )
even if i could, i dunno if id even die from it. a lot of random shits happened to me that i survived, so. i think angels just have some kinda resistance.
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
i thought demons didn’t really care about stuff like that. at least, the only two that i know didn’t.
. . . not like i was any better, but i guess it’s just surprising.
( to nobodies surprise, she had already emptied her own box. )
i thought demons didn’t really care about stuff like that. at least, the only two that i know didn’t.
. . . not like i was any better, but i guess it’s just surprising.
( to nobodies surprise, she had already emptied her own box. )
it sounds like you want me to have a stroke just to see if i could. ( * 💧 )
( speaking while eating. . . )
even if i could, i dunno if id even die from it. a lot of random shits happened to me that i survived, so. i think angels just have some kinda resistance.
it sounds like you want me to have a stroke just to see if i could. ( * 💧 )
( speaking while eating. . . )
even if i could, i dunno if id even die from it. a lot of random shits happened to me that i survived, so. i think angels just have some kinda resistance.
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... can angels even have strokes?
( he places his hand to his chin, deep in thought for a moment. . . )
. . . i've never seen an angel have a stroke. that'd be crazy.
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... can angels even have strokes?
( he places his hand to his chin, deep in thought for a moment. . . )
. . . i've never seen an angel have a stroke. that'd be crazy.
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yeah, dummy. that’s what i just said.
i haven’t had a stroke yet, so ill probably be fine. if i do, then “oh well” i fuckin’ guess.
( thankfully, she doesn’t seem to have much thought provoking dialogue to compensate for.
. . . though, she does it completely on purpose to be crass. )
yeah, dummy. that’s what i just said.
i haven’t had a stroke yet, so ill probably be fine. if i do, then “oh well” i fuckin’ guess.
( thankfully, she doesn’t seem to have much thought provoking dialogue to compensate for.
. . . though, she does it completely on purpose to be crass. )
February 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
it sounds like you want me to have a stroke just to see if i could. ( * 💧 )
( speaking while eating. . . )
even if i could, i dunno if id even die from it. a lot of random shits happened to me that i survived, so. i think angels just have some kinda resistance.
it sounds like you want me to have a stroke just to see if i could. ( * 💧 )
( speaking while eating. . . )
even if i could, i dunno if id even die from it. a lot of random shits happened to me that i survived, so. i think angels just have some kinda resistance.
it's hot as balls today. . .
it's hot as balls today. . .
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
it's hot as balls today. . .
it's hot as balls today. . .
Reposted by ——𝙍𝙀𝙋𝙀𝙉𝙏, 𝙈𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 !
yeah, dummy. that’s what i just said.
i haven’t had a stroke yet, so ill probably be fine. if i do, then “oh well” i fuckin’ guess.
( thankfully, she doesn’t seem to have much thought provoking dialogue to compensate for.
. . . though, she does it completely on purpose to be crass. )
yeah, dummy. that’s what i just said.
i haven’t had a stroke yet, so ill probably be fine. if i do, then “oh well” i fuckin’ guess.
( thankfully, she doesn’t seem to have much thought provoking dialogue to compensate for.
. . . though, she does it completely on purpose to be crass. )
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. . . you alright, stocking? i heard your neck crack.
( lord forgive him, it's been a while since he's held any form of proper conversation with ANYONE. if there's any question as to why he seems so cut and dry with his dialogue, that would be a pretty solid reason. )
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. . . you alright, stocking? i heard your neck crack.
( lord forgive him, it's been a while since he's held any form of proper conversation with ANYONE. if there's any question as to why he seems so cut and dry with his dialogue, that would be a pretty solid reason. )
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( flopping onto her back, stretching her arms out in the air before scrolling her phone in one hand. the other rummaged through her allocated box. )
. . . ow. cracked my neck.
( flopping onto her back, stretching her arms out in the air before scrolling her phone in one hand. the other rummaged through her allocated box. )
. . . ow. cracked my neck.
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
yeah, dummy. that’s what i just said.
i haven’t had a stroke yet, so ill probably be fine. if i do, then “oh well” i fuckin’ guess.
( thankfully, she doesn’t seem to have much thought provoking dialogue to compensate for.
. . . though, she does it completely on purpose to be crass. )
yeah, dummy. that’s what i just said.
i haven’t had a stroke yet, so ill probably be fine. if i do, then “oh well” i fuckin’ guess.
( thankfully, she doesn’t seem to have much thought provoking dialogue to compensate for.
. . . though, she does it completely on purpose to be crass. )
( flopping onto her back, stretching her arms out in the air before scrolling her phone in one hand. the other rummaged through her allocated box. )
. . . ow. cracked my neck.
( flopping onto her back, stretching her arms out in the air before scrolling her phone in one hand. the other rummaged through her allocated box. )
. . . ow. cracked my neck.
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( carefully sitting himself down on the bed with the two containers of cookies, handing her one box while keeping one for himself. )
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( carefully sitting himself down on the bed with the two containers of cookies, handing her one box while keeping one for himself. )
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not gonna stop me either way.
( stretching her arms out straight— palms open. )
pass me some.
not gonna stop me either way.
( stretching her arms out straight— palms open. )
pass me some.
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
( flopping onto her back, stretching her arms out in the air before scrolling her phone in one hand. the other rummaged through her allocated box. )
. . . ow. cracked my neck.
( flopping onto her back, stretching her arms out in the air before scrolling her phone in one hand. the other rummaged through her allocated box. )
. . . ow. cracked my neck.
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
not gonna stop me either way.
( stretching her arms out straight— palms open. )
pass me some.
not gonna stop me either way.
( stretching her arms out straight— palms open. )
pass me some.
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i guess sugar rushes can do different things to people. huh.
anyway; cookies're here.
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i guess sugar rushes can do different things to people. huh.
anyway; cookies're here.
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lucky. i gotta get the temperature right before i can sleep, and even then it’s kinda rough.
i guess that just kinda comes with the sugar rush. . . pbbbttt.
lucky. i gotta get the temperature right before i can sleep, and even then it’s kinda rough.
i guess that just kinda comes with the sugar rush. . . pbbbttt.
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
not gonna stop me either way.
( stretching her arms out straight— palms open. )
pass me some.
not gonna stop me either way.
( stretching her arms out straight— palms open. )
pass me some.
lucky. i gotta get the temperature right before i can sleep, and even then it’s kinda rough.
i guess that just kinda comes with the sugar rush. . . pbbbttt.
lucky. i gotta get the temperature right before i can sleep, and even then it’s kinda rough.
i guess that just kinda comes with the sugar rush. . . pbbbttt.
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the cold's never really bothered me, to be honest. my body naturally maintains its heat through any type of cold weather, and cools down during hot weather.
i should be fine.
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the cold's never really bothered me, to be honest. my body naturally maintains its heat through any type of cold weather, and cools down during hot weather.
i should be fine.
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. . . damn. ( * 💧 )
yeah, okay, fair enough. guess you’re just kinda stuck billowing in the breeze.
try not to get cold.
. . . damn. ( * 💧 )
yeah, okay, fair enough. guess you’re just kinda stuck billowing in the breeze.
try not to get cold.
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
lucky. i gotta get the temperature right before i can sleep, and even then it’s kinda rough.
i guess that just kinda comes with the sugar rush. . . pbbbttt.
lucky. i gotta get the temperature right before i can sleep, and even then it’s kinda rough.
i guess that just kinda comes with the sugar rush. . . pbbbttt.
. . . damn. ( * 💧 )
yeah, okay, fair enough. guess you’re just kinda stuck billowing in the breeze.
try not to get cold.
. . . damn. ( * 💧 )
yeah, okay, fair enough. guess you’re just kinda stuck billowing in the breeze.
try not to get cold.
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those are two * very possible scenarios, yes. ( he sheepishly grabs the measuring tape in an effort to wrap it around his chest... aaaand the tape measure runs out of length.
at least it didn't snap in half! )
. . . much bigger than this tape measure, that's for sure.
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those are two * very possible scenarios, yes. ( he sheepishly grabs the measuring tape in an effort to wrap it around his chest... aaaand the tape measure runs out of length.
at least it didn't snap in half! )
. . . much bigger than this tape measure, that's for sure.
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mmm, iunno. the tape measure runs out of length. or rips in half or something.
give it a shot. 📏
mmm, iunno. the tape measure runs out of length. or rips in half or something.
give it a shot. 📏
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
. . . damn. ( * 💧 )
yeah, okay, fair enough. guess you’re just kinda stuck billowing in the breeze.
try not to get cold.
. . . damn. ( * 💧 )
yeah, okay, fair enough. guess you’re just kinda stuck billowing in the breeze.
try not to get cold.
mmm, iunno. the tape measure runs out of length. or rips in half or something.
give it a shot. 📏
mmm, iunno. the tape measure runs out of length. or rips in half or something.
give it a shot. 📏
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. . . hmm. maybe i'll give it a shot. what's the worst that could possibly happen?
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. . . hmm. maybe i'll give it a shot. what's the worst that could possibly happen?
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eh? it’s not like there’s anything stoppin’ you.
just grab a good ol’ thing of measuring tape and slap it on there.
eh? it’s not like there’s anything stoppin’ you.
just grab a good ol’ thing of measuring tape and slap it on there.
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
mmm, iunno. the tape measure runs out of length. or rips in half or something.
give it a shot. 📏
mmm, iunno. the tape measure runs out of length. or rips in half or something.
give it a shot. 📏
eh? it’s not like there’s anything stoppin’ you.
just grab a good ol’ thing of measuring tape and slap it on there.
eh? it’s not like there’s anything stoppin’ you.
just grab a good ol’ thing of measuring tape and slap it on there.
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i have no idea. i've never checked... and frankly i'm a bit worried i won't be able to get measured.
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i have no idea. i've never checked... and frankly i'm a bit worried i won't be able to get measured.
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none ? ? ?
jesus. what size are you ?
none ? ? ?
jesus. what size are you ?
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
eh? it’s not like there’s anything stoppin’ you.
just grab a good ol’ thing of measuring tape and slap it on there.
eh? it’s not like there’s anything stoppin’ you.
just grab a good ol’ thing of measuring tape and slap it on there.
none ? ? ?
jesus. what size are you ?
none ? ? ?
jesus. what size are you ?
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yyyeup. pretty much. most shirts don't fit on me.
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yyyeup. pretty much. most shirts don't fit on me.
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i noticed that you just /are/ topless half the time.
i noticed that you just /are/ topless half the time.
February 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
none ? ? ?
jesus. what size are you ?
none ? ? ?
jesus. what size are you ?
i noticed that you just /are/ topless half the time.
i noticed that you just /are/ topless half the time.
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i do have pajama bottoms. . . but i otherwise sleep topless.
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i do have pajama bottoms. . . but i otherwise sleep topless.
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you don’t have any jammies ?
you don’t have any jammies ?
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
i noticed that you just /are/ topless half the time.
i noticed that you just /are/ topless half the time.
you don’t have any jammies ?
you don’t have any jammies ?
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i suppose i don't really have any responsibilities to worry about nowadays...
very well. i'll get our cookies and then we can nap together.
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i suppose i don't really have any responsibilities to worry about nowadays...
very well. i'll get our cookies and then we can nap together.
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you’ll end up getting used to it if you eat stuff like that enough, probably.
if you don’t have a bunch of responsibilities to worry about, you could sleep all you want. that’s what i do. ( * ✨ )
you’ll end up getting used to it if you eat stuff like that enough, probably.
if you don’t have a bunch of responsibilities to worry about, you could sleep all you want. that’s what i do. ( * ✨ )
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
you don’t have any jammies ?
you don’t have any jammies ?
you’ll end up getting used to it if you eat stuff like that enough, probably.
if you don’t have a bunch of responsibilities to worry about, you could sleep all you want. that’s what i do. ( * ✨ )
you’ll end up getting used to it if you eat stuff like that enough, probably.
if you don’t have a bunch of responsibilities to worry about, you could sleep all you want. that’s what i do. ( * ✨ )
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yeah, i probably will. i haven't had anything sweet in what feels like a hundred years.
so the crash is all but guaranteed. ( * 💧 )
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yeah, i probably will. i haven't had anything sweet in what feels like a hundred years.
so the crash is all but guaranteed. ( * 💧 )
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nah. not like i’m gonna hold you at gunpoint and force you to stay awake.
i bet you’re gonna end up crashing super hard if you haven’t had sugar in a while.
nah. not like i’m gonna hold you at gunpoint and force you to stay awake.
i bet you’re gonna end up crashing super hard if you haven’t had sugar in a while.
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
you’ll end up getting used to it if you eat stuff like that enough, probably.
if you don’t have a bunch of responsibilities to worry about, you could sleep all you want. that’s what i do. ( * ✨ )
you’ll end up getting used to it if you eat stuff like that enough, probably.
if you don’t have a bunch of responsibilities to worry about, you could sleep all you want. that’s what i do. ( * ✨ )
nah. not like i’m gonna hold you at gunpoint and force you to stay awake.
i bet you’re gonna end up crashing super hard if you haven’t had sugar in a while.
nah. not like i’m gonna hold you at gunpoint and force you to stay awake.
i bet you’re gonna end up crashing super hard if you haven’t had sugar in a while.
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you wouldn't mind if i joined you for that nap, would you?
i haven't slept a blink in a good while.
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you wouldn't mind if i joined you for that nap, would you?
i haven't slept a blink in a good while.
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then probably two to be safe.
then i’ll end up taking a nap or somethin’ after.
then probably two to be safe.
then i’ll end up taking a nap or somethin’ after.
February 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
nah. not like i’m gonna hold you at gunpoint and force you to stay awake.
i bet you’re gonna end up crashing super hard if you haven’t had sugar in a while.
nah. not like i’m gonna hold you at gunpoint and force you to stay awake.
i bet you’re gonna end up crashing super hard if you haven’t had sugar in a while.
then probably two to be safe.
then i’ll end up taking a nap or somethin’ after.
then probably two to be safe.
then i’ll end up taking a nap or somethin’ after.
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i can eat a split dozen by myself, yeah.
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i can eat a split dozen by myself, yeah.
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two. . . unless you can’t eat a split dozen by yourself.
two. . . unless you can’t eat a split dozen by yourself.
February 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
then probably two to be safe.
then i’ll end up taking a nap or somethin’ after.
then probably two to be safe.
then i’ll end up taking a nap or somethin’ after.
two. . . unless you can’t eat a split dozen by yourself.
two. . . unless you can’t eat a split dozen by yourself.
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would you like a dozen or two dozen for us to split evenly?
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would you like a dozen or two dozen for us to split evenly?
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ahehehehoho. . .
ahehehehoho. . .
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
two. . . unless you can’t eat a split dozen by yourself.
two. . . unless you can’t eat a split dozen by yourself.
ahehehehoho. . .
ahehehehoho. . .
February 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
ahehehehoho. . .
ahehehehoho. . .
strawberry sprinkled, by the way.
strawberry sprinkled, by the way.
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then i'll be sure to get you a batch while i'm out and about.
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then i'll be sure to get you a batch while i'm out and about.
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yesssss :3
yesssss :3
February 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
strawberry sprinkled, by the way.
strawberry sprinkled, by the way.
yesssss :3
yesssss :3
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i'll get some for you, if you'd like.
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i'll get some for you, if you'd like.
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none for me ?
none for me ?
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
yesssss :3
yesssss :3
none for me ?
none for me ?
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a cookie or two. yeah.
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a cookie or two. yeah.
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a what.
a what.
February 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
none for me ?
none for me ?