Kate
@dizzee-ragdoll.bsky.social
She/her
I like music, films, TV series, books, podcasts, theatre, comedy, psychology, crime, cats, lists, and the Oxford comma.
"It's autistic goth business, you wouldn't understand."
I like music, films, TV series, books, podcasts, theatre, comedy, psychology, crime, cats, lists, and the Oxford comma.
"It's autistic goth business, you wouldn't understand."
I went to the doctor for a sore ear so he stuck his otoscope in which made my throat feel scratchy so he prescribed me a nasal spray 🤷♀️
January 21, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I went to the doctor for a sore ear so he stuck his otoscope in which made my throat feel scratchy so he prescribed me a nasal spray 🤷♀️
These crisps were not as scary as they seemed. I'm gonna try the 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ ones next time.
January 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
These crisps were not as scary as they seemed. I'm gonna try the 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ ones next time.
Bought Dan a snack 🤭 I got myself rose and lychee flavour.
January 12, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Bought Dan a snack 🤭 I got myself rose and lychee flavour.
I once ordered cheesecake from a takeaway and it was digestive biscuits crumbs with squirty cream on top.
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I once ordered cheesecake from a takeaway and it was digestive biscuits crumbs with squirty cream on top.
Thanks Mum for my giant gold watch ???
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Thanks Mum for my giant gold watch ???
Today I start replacing all my milk with Baileys until New Year. That includes for cereal and porridge as well as coffee.
November 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Today I start replacing all my milk with Baileys until New Year. That includes for cereal and porridge as well as coffee.
Earlier this year I got in the shower for 5 seconds with my supposedly waterproof Fitbit on and it broke. They offered me 30% off a new one so I replaced it with a £30 knock off which I have just (accidentally) put through a full cycle in my washing machine AND IT STILL WORKS!
October 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Earlier this year I got in the shower for 5 seconds with my supposedly waterproof Fitbit on and it broke. They offered me 30% off a new one so I replaced it with a £30 knock off which I have just (accidentally) put through a full cycle in my washing machine AND IT STILL WORKS!
Woman in Tesco just described the checkout as being "a bit temporary mental".
October 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Woman in Tesco just described the checkout as being "a bit temporary mental".
Mince pies are reduced to 87p because they go out of date tomorrow. It's still over 2 months until Christmas.
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Mince pies are reduced to 87p because they go out of date tomorrow. It's still over 2 months until Christmas.
€4.90 for a Snickers in Chania airport. That's £4.28 🤯
September 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
€4.90 for a Snickers in Chania airport. That's £4.28 🤯
Is it usual for old ladies to hiss at tourists in Crete or do you think I've personally offended them?
September 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Is it usual for old ladies to hiss at tourists in Crete or do you think I've personally offended them?
This will be useful 🇬🇷🌭
September 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
This will be useful 🇬🇷🌭
Finished 2nd in the pub quiz 🎉
£10 voucher between 4 of us. A round is £22.
£10 voucher between 4 of us. A round is £22.
September 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Finished 2nd in the pub quiz 🎉
£10 voucher between 4 of us. A round is £22.
£10 voucher between 4 of us. A round is £22.
The goddess Fornax favours me. I have received a warm pasty from Greggs.
August 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The goddess Fornax favours me. I have received a warm pasty from Greggs.
Happy International Pineapple Day to all who celebrate 🍍
June 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Happy International Pineapple Day to all who celebrate 🍍
I've just seen a lorry driver balancing a newspaper on his steering wheel and filling in the cryptic crossword while driving.
June 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I've just seen a lorry driver balancing a newspaper on his steering wheel and filling in the cryptic crossword while driving.
A pair of Mormons got on my bus and one of them was wearing a flat cap 🤨
May 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A pair of Mormons got on my bus and one of them was wearing a flat cap 🤨
Reposted by Kate
Our message to London 👇🏻
May 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Our message to London 👇🏻
Reposted by Kate
Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine
April 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine
Sheffield corporation
April 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Sheffield corporation
Forgot to buy gloves...and a tinting brush. This photo is after scrubbing my hand for 10 minutes.
April 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Forgot to buy gloves...and a tinting brush. This photo is after scrubbing my hand for 10 minutes.
Can't help but feel rejected when my cat chooses to sleep in her own bed instead of mine. What did I do? Is she mad at me? 😭
March 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Can't help but feel rejected when my cat chooses to sleep in her own bed instead of mine. What did I do? Is she mad at me? 😭
Totoro in my noodles. I opened the sachet and emptied it into the bowl and it was.....a pair of plastic gloves 😆
March 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Totoro in my noodles. I opened the sachet and emptied it into the bowl and it was.....a pair of plastic gloves 😆
