JuicyPlantBurger
@dj4web.bsky.social
I make delicious plant based food and make crappy Rust code. Touch Grass? That’s what the synthetic turf under my desk is for!
I volunteer the entirety of the US Congress to personally enlist in a foreign military to fight on my behalf. They will of course have to resign from office first, but it’s an acceptable compromise.
June 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I volunteer the entirety of the US Congress to personally enlist in a foreign military to fight on my behalf. They will of course have to resign from office first, but it’s an acceptable compromise.
But…how else am I going to use Sinophobia to advance the empire!?
Even American Libs be like, “I can’t believe how bad it is here! What are we, a bunch of Asians?!”
Even American Libs be like, “I can’t believe how bad it is here! What are we, a bunch of Asians?!”
But.how
June 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
But…how else am I going to use Sinophobia to advance the empire!?
Even American Libs be like, “I can’t believe how bad it is here! What are we, a bunch of Asians?!”
Even American Libs be like, “I can’t believe how bad it is here! What are we, a bunch of Asians?!”
Assuming that God isn’t the actual final boss we have to fight JRPG style.
June 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Assuming that God isn’t the actual final boss we have to fight JRPG style.
“The old world is dying and a new one struggles to be born, unlike our new low prices!“
June 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“The old world is dying and a new one struggles to be born, unlike our new low prices!“
(Points at child reading book) Socializm.
June 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
(Points at child reading book) Socializm.
Socialism is also not having tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt and access to clean drinking water.
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Socialism is also not having tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt and access to clean drinking water.
It’s not a comfort to me, just accurate. “Life on Earth” is affected, but the earth is not life. I’ve been pushing the US to go carbon neutral at the least for decades and strive for as minimum negative impact on life as possible in my personal life.
June 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s not a comfort to me, just accurate. “Life on Earth” is affected, but the earth is not life. I’ve been pushing the US to go carbon neutral at the least for decades and strive for as minimum negative impact on life as possible in my personal life.
The earth will be fine, it’ll keep spinning around the Sun as it has for billions of years. The People and most life on earth are fucked though.
June 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The earth will be fine, it’ll keep spinning around the Sun as it has for billions of years. The People and most life on earth are fucked though.
He was clearly an alien sent to study earth, and became attached to us. Brilliant Scientist AND a brilliant speaker?! Dead giveaway. 🛸
June 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He was clearly an alien sent to study earth, and became attached to us. Brilliant Scientist AND a brilliant speaker?! Dead giveaway. 🛸
To Americans, socialism is when covered bus stops and freedom is when coal powered lifted trucks! /s
June 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
To Americans, socialism is when covered bus stops and freedom is when coal powered lifted trucks! /s
Rich people paying rich people to tell the middle class to blame immigrants and the poor.
May 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Rich people paying rich people to tell the middle class to blame immigrants and the poor.
But Greed is a feature, not a bug in Capitalism. Even if you regulated it, which it has been before, they will inevitably buy enough political influence to remove any/most restrictions on profit extraction.
May 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
But Greed is a feature, not a bug in Capitalism. Even if you regulated it, which it has been before, they will inevitably buy enough political influence to remove any/most restrictions on profit extraction.
I don’t see how a Space Elevator is possible. Earth surface would be spinning faster than the station & it’d have to go 35K km to reach geosynchronous orbit.
April 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I don’t see how a Space Elevator is possible. Earth surface would be spinning faster than the station & it’d have to go 35K km to reach geosynchronous orbit.
For real, all the conservatives left ship when they didn’t enforce gender bathrooms. Target played itself, and won a stupid prize.
April 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
For real, all the conservatives left ship when they didn’t enforce gender bathrooms. Target played itself, and won a stupid prize.
Carl Sagan was clearly an alien that was trying to help us before his people made him return for violating the Prime Directive
April 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Carl Sagan was clearly an alien that was trying to help us before his people made him return for violating the Prime Directive
The king is doing important business!
The business:
The business:
a man in a knight 's costume is running in a field with another man
ALT: a man in a knight 's costume is running in a field with another man
media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The king is doing important business!
The business:
The business:
At this point, I think it’s a requirement.
Read: Manufacturing Consent for further information
Read: Manufacturing Consent for further information
April 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
At this point, I think it’s a requirement.
Read: Manufacturing Consent for further information
Read: Manufacturing Consent for further information