Daniel
@djbarc.bsky.social
Full of wisdom and shit in very unequal measures.
He/Him
He/Him
This will always be the one that haunts my dreams
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
This will always be the one that haunts my dreams
Bathroom Bouncers coming to a club near you!!!!
April 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Bathroom Bouncers coming to a club near you!!!!
When I buy toothpaste I'm at absolute best looking for 2 things - mintiness & toothpastiness. SIX in fucking ONE just seems comically exaggerated. Why not 25-in-1? 87-in-1??
April 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
When I buy toothpaste I'm at absolute best looking for 2 things - mintiness & toothpastiness. SIX in fucking ONE just seems comically exaggerated. Why not 25-in-1? 87-in-1??
When you flush a poo but you're going for a swim at an English beach later
April 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
When you flush a poo but you're going for a swim at an English beach later
That time Rachel Reeves thought Pep Guardiola's face was a disability benefit
March 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
That time Rachel Reeves thought Pep Guardiola's face was a disability benefit
🎶One, Two, Rachel's coming for you
Three, four, Reeves fucking hates the poor
Five, six, it's Tory Politics
Seven, Eight no claiming off the state
Nine, ten you're back to work again🎵
Three, four, Reeves fucking hates the poor
Five, six, it's Tory Politics
Seven, Eight no claiming off the state
Nine, ten you're back to work again🎵
March 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
🎶One, Two, Rachel's coming for you
Three, four, Reeves fucking hates the poor
Five, six, it's Tory Politics
Seven, Eight no claiming off the state
Nine, ten you're back to work again🎵
Three, four, Reeves fucking hates the poor
Five, six, it's Tory Politics
Seven, Eight no claiming off the state
Nine, ten you're back to work again🎵
Forget Tyson Vs Paul.
With Reform UK in turmoil we have
Dick "Lice" Tice Vs Rupert "IQ" Lowe
Join us this FIGHT NIGHT as Sophie Corcoran shouts:
With Reform UK in turmoil we have
Dick "Lice" Tice Vs Rupert "IQ" Lowe
Join us this FIGHT NIGHT as Sophie Corcoran shouts:
March 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Forget Tyson Vs Paul.
With Reform UK in turmoil we have
Dick "Lice" Tice Vs Rupert "IQ" Lowe
Join us this FIGHT NIGHT as Sophie Corcoran shouts:
With Reform UK in turmoil we have
Dick "Lice" Tice Vs Rupert "IQ" Lowe
Join us this FIGHT NIGHT as Sophie Corcoran shouts:
Q: What is a woman?
A: Someone JKR will tolerate being raped if the rapist is in a position to hurt trans people.
A: Someone JKR will tolerate being raped if the rapist is in a position to hurt trans people.
February 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Q: What is a woman?
A: Someone JKR will tolerate being raped if the rapist is in a position to hurt trans people.
A: Someone JKR will tolerate being raped if the rapist is in a position to hurt trans people.
Dragonborn: OMG. Is that Tommeh Stormcloak?? What was he arrested for?
Prisoner: Hurty words
Dragonborn: Fucking Starmer
Prisoner: Hurty words
Dragonborn: Fucking Starmer
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Dragonborn: OMG. Is that Tommeh Stormcloak?? What was he arrested for?
Prisoner: Hurty words
Dragonborn: Fucking Starmer
Prisoner: Hurty words
Dragonborn: Fucking Starmer
As Valentine's Day approaches, why not surprise that special genital obsessed hateful bigot in your life with one of these ValenTERF Cards
January 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
As Valentine's Day approaches, why not surprise that special genital obsessed hateful bigot in your life with one of these ValenTERF Cards
Very excited to be in the last 36 minutes of this wash
January 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Very excited to be in the last 36 minutes of this wash
Grok is just too clever.
January 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Grok is just too clever.
Arguing online with every right wing cunt
January 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Arguing online with every right wing cunt
Both capture and torture animals to use in their technology, because both are abhorrent cunts.
January 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Both capture and torture animals to use in their technology, because both are abhorrent cunts.
Both create ridiculous machines that fail spectacularly, often endangering and ending lives
January 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Both create ridiculous machines that fail spectacularly, often endangering and ending lives
Both have built an army of bots to adore and serve them, helping drive their agendas.
January 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Both have built an army of bots to adore and serve them, helping drive their agendas.
Eggman wants to destroy a powerful, blue hedgehog, spending obscene amounts of money but can't quite seem to kill him off.
For Musk, it's a powerful blue bird but more money and more embarrassment
For Musk, it's a powerful blue bird but more money and more embarrassment
January 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Eggman wants to destroy a powerful, blue hedgehog, spending obscene amounts of money but can't quite seem to kill him off.
For Musk, it's a powerful blue bird but more money and more embarrassment
For Musk, it's a powerful blue bird but more money and more embarrassment