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ben cohen
@djbennyc.bsky.social
cat dad first, then actual dad. leftist. anti-fascist. honorary 🇨🇦. he/him, don't be a dick, trans rights are human rights, 🍉, dc now, boston forever, 26+6=1. big john brown fan. also, sports are good.
Looks like poutine. I’m hoping there are cheese curds in there too!
February 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Hell yeah dude
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
There’s a company called Dad Grass that makes edibles and drinks that are like that. Heck there’s even NA beers now with THC in them. Go Brewing makes some, and their NA beers are excellent.
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I just don’t want to see my two online dads be mad at each other
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I chime in with haven’t you kids ever heard of
Not puking all over the floor
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
They’re calling her Lauren Budd Dwyer, folks.
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
“I used to run base like Juan Pierre…”
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Bar cat? Go on.
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I was once upgraded to first and sat next to Coach McGraw. We chatted for 2 hours and she was absolutely lovely, but I certainly never expected this from her!
February 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I almost spittaked my tea when I saw the cursed words
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 AM
SIR.
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
''If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?''
January 28, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Coca Cola flew too close to the sun with it.
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 PM
For a brief moment there were caffeinated seltzers. They were good.
January 28, 2026 at 4:48 PM
somebody set us up the bomb?
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Deep cut, love it
January 26, 2026 at 12:12 AM