Darren Jones
@djdarrenjones.bsky.social
Busty, raven-haired millionairess. Not the MP. I like theatre, Stockport County, and science fiction. Based in Manchester. I marry people for money.
A selection of some of my favourite facial expressions from the @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social gig at Old Woollen last night.
May 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A selection of some of my favourite facial expressions from the @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social gig at Old Woollen last night.
Antonio Forcione is a very talented guitarist but his signature really is something else.
May 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Antonio Forcione is a very talented guitarist but his signature really is something else.
I’m here! So excited for this. @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social
May 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’m here! So excited for this. @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social
Today’s the day! Heading over to Leeds this morning, buggering about for a few hours, before descending on Farsley for this rare treat. Can’t wait.
May 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Today’s the day! Heading over to Leeds this morning, buggering about for a few hours, before descending on Farsley for this rare treat. Can’t wait.
Blimey, less than a week until I’m in the presence of greatness once again.
May 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Blimey, less than a week until I’m in the presence of greatness once again.
What’s the movie you put on when you’re ill, or sad, or anxious, or stressed out?
Mine is the #BobsBurgers movie. I don’t like sweeping statements but that,to me, is a perfect film.
It’s the only thing that gets me through having to go on a plane.
Mine is the #BobsBurgers movie. I don’t like sweeping statements but that,to me, is a perfect film.
It’s the only thing that gets me through having to go on a plane.
May 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
What’s the movie you put on when you’re ill, or sad, or anxious, or stressed out?
Mine is the #BobsBurgers movie. I don’t like sweeping statements but that,to me, is a perfect film.
It’s the only thing that gets me through having to go on a plane.
Mine is the #BobsBurgers movie. I don’t like sweeping statements but that,to me, is a perfect film.
It’s the only thing that gets me through having to go on a plane.
I’d like to introduce you to my cat Detective Rosa Diaz (Rosie for short). You wouldn’t think from this picture that she has a care in the world but in the six months she’s lived with us she’s shown nothing but derision for me personally.
May 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’d like to introduce you to my cat Detective Rosa Diaz (Rosie for short). You wouldn’t think from this picture that she has a care in the world but in the six months she’s lived with us she’s shown nothing but derision for me personally.
I’m a big fan of the Newell’s Old Boys club crest.
May 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’m a big fan of the Newell’s Old Boys club crest.
Can’t tell you how happy I am that I can finally listen to this absolutely incredible album while on the move. Nice to no longer have to play it via beatbox on my shoulder in the ‘hood.
May 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can’t tell you how happy I am that I can finally listen to this absolutely incredible album while on the move. Nice to no longer have to play it via beatbox on my shoulder in the ‘hood.
If anyone is after a standing ticket for #Babymetal at the O2 in London in May, I’ve just listed one for sale on the AXS site.
March 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If anyone is after a standing ticket for #Babymetal at the O2 in London in May, I’ve just listed one for sale on the AXS site.
PSA for those travelling on busy trams and trains: Take your fucking rucksack off, you arsehole.
February 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
PSA for those travelling on busy trams and trains: Take your fucking rucksack off, you arsehole.
Unexpectedly very much enjoyed the first episode of “Extraordinary Attorney Woo” on Netflix. Not sure it’d ever see the light of day over here but it’s really good. Only watchable in the original Korean with subs though - the dubbing in the trailer looked pretty shit.
February 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Unexpectedly very much enjoyed the first episode of “Extraordinary Attorney Woo” on Netflix. Not sure it’d ever see the light of day over here but it’s really good. Only watchable in the original Korean with subs though - the dubbing in the trailer looked pretty shit.
Finally binned off the hellsite. Now a permanent, regular member of this place.
My current obsession is #Severance. This will be the case for a long time. Looking for random conversation with fellow obsessives.
My current obsession is #Severance. This will be the case for a long time. Looking for random conversation with fellow obsessives.
February 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Finally binned off the hellsite. Now a permanent, regular member of this place.
My current obsession is #Severance. This will be the case for a long time. Looking for random conversation with fellow obsessives.
My current obsession is #Severance. This will be the case for a long time. Looking for random conversation with fellow obsessives.
Does anyone know why I don’t seem to be able to watch the #SNL50 episode from this week in the UK? The rest have all been on Sky Comedy, but no sign of this one. Rights issues or something?
February 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Does anyone know why I don’t seem to be able to watch the #SNL50 episode from this week in the UK? The rest have all been on Sky Comedy, but no sign of this one. Rights issues or something?
I’m nowhere near Farsley in Leeds but I’m still going to this. You should, too.
February 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’m nowhere near Farsley in Leeds but I’m still going to this. You should, too.
I don’t think I’ve ever raced through a rewatch-binge-watch as quickly as I’m getting through The Good Place. If anything, it’s funnier second time around.
December 12, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever raced through a rewatch-binge-watch as quickly as I’m getting through The Good Place. If anything, it’s funnier second time around.
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This is a recently completed commission. Both subject matter & colour palette was set by the client.
Painting is in watercolour & measures 1 metre x 90 cm
#artcommission #watercolour #landscapepainting #artwork #painting #watercolourart
Painting is in watercolour & measures 1 metre x 90 cm
#artcommission #watercolour #landscapepainting #artwork #painting #watercolourart
December 9, 2024 at 6:59 PM
This is a recently completed commission. Both subject matter & colour palette was set by the client.
Painting is in watercolour & measures 1 metre x 90 cm
#artcommission #watercolour #landscapepainting #artwork #painting #watercolourart
Painting is in watercolour & measures 1 metre x 90 cm
#artcommission #watercolour #landscapepainting #artwork #painting #watercolourart
Raced through all of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and then powered through all the films. Now moved straight onto Picard, which I haven’t seen yet. Crikey it’s jarring seeing someone age twenty years in the blink of an eye.
December 8, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Raced through all of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and then powered through all the films. Now moved straight onto Picard, which I haven’t seen yet. Crikey it’s jarring seeing someone age twenty years in the blink of an eye.
Yeah, #AManOnTheInside is one of my favourite shows this year. Michael Schur knows how to make comedy with heart that’s never mean-spirited, and I love that. Such a great cast too.
December 6, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Yeah, #AManOnTheInside is one of my favourite shows this year. Michael Schur knows how to make comedy with heart that’s never mean-spirited, and I love that. Such a great cast too.
Finally finished a first ever complete binge of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Only ever saw it in bits before. Can’t believe S7 had an episode as poor as ‘Sub Rosa’ immediately followed up by an episode as superb as ‘Lower Decks’. Mad series.
December 2, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Finally finished a first ever complete binge of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Only ever saw it in bits before. Can’t believe S7 had an episode as poor as ‘Sub Rosa’ immediately followed up by an episode as superb as ‘Lower Decks’. Mad series.