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DJ Dignitas
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Tamsin who was in Slum of Legs. I might do something again at some point, maybe
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Forgot to post this in time for Christmas, but tbh any time of the year is the right time for a nativity scene made of bread
Nativity scene showing Mary, Joseph and Jesus in the manger, surrounded by sheep, shepherds and a donkey. The manger is built from a variety of different bread rolls and other bread-based products
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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The bar has been raised high on removal van design
Whit removal van with picture of the comic book character Obelix carrying a large menhir. Letters in blue say 'Jason Transport Furniture Removals Deliveries Disposals' followed by a telephone number
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Being in Malta a few weeks before Christmas with weather like this is extremely surreal
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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I'm in Malta. Here is a cat with some sausages, also in Malta
Black and white cat in side profile, on a wall with 3 frankfurter sausages and a plastic tub jn front of it. Behind the wall is some ploughed soil and behind that are limestone ledges with vegetation. The sky is blue
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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This cherubic yet bitey little teddy bear is also suspected of slaying a giant rat last week
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This Maltan saint has a very satisfying name:
Screen grab of Wikipedia page on Saint Publius. Text reads 'Saint Publius (Maltese: San Publiju; Ancient Greek: Πούπλιος), also known as Publius of Malta[6] or Publius of Athens,[7] was an early Christian bishop and saint. He is considered the first Bishop of Malta and one of the first Bishops of Athens. Publius is Malta's first canonised saint, who is described in the Book of Acts as the 'chief' or prince of the island (Maltese: il-prinċep tal-gżira). According to Maltese Christian tradition, Publius' conversion led to Malta being the first Christian nation in the West. He is venerated in the Catholic Church and Eastern Orthodox Church, with feast days on 22 January and 13 March respectively'
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Thinking of calling this number on the back of a packet of Kettle Chips, because it's true, I do love both chips and crisps, and am always happy to discuss my love for potato-based products with others
The back of a packet of Kettle Chips, showing the storage instructions, best before date, recycling information and giving the phone number of a 'Chip Lover's Hotline'
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Best ever vintage clothing label
A pink floral nylon dress on a coat hanger. The label in the dress says 'Gay Lady Size 14'
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
A photo of Eric 'Badlands' Booker, competitive eater and renowned chugger. Badlands is wearing a bowler hat and sunglasses and sits behind an array of bottles of Coca Cola. He has a happy, excited face and is reaching out, as if to grab the bottles
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Finally! I saw one of these vans years & years ago outside Brighton Town Hall but wasn't able to take a photo and I'd never seen another since so thought I must have dreamed it. One of my favourite songs of all time.

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A white van with the words Hobart Paving & Civil Engineering written on the side in purple, along with a phone number and website address which is www. hobartpaving. co. uk. Van is on promenade of Brighton seafront and there's a shop in the background called Beadazzle
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Ominous
A title of a message in an email inbox that is from 'iHeartRaves' and says 'Hey (first name) - You'll be removed soon' followed by a sad face emoji
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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No
Sign on a supermarket aisle that says 'healthy biscuits'
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Supermarket shop shelves full of cans of different flavours of a soft drink called Freeway Scene from Alan Partridge TV comedy with the caption 'He likes American stuff'
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Also of note was the Cher-Crow that one of the charity shops did
Shop window with a display which includes an effigy of Cher dressed in a Turn Back Time era style costome with a black leather jacket and fishnet tights and top. She has a clock attached to her saying 'Turn Back' and there is a sign for a scarecrow trail in the window which says Cher Crow
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Some of the shops in Worthing town centre decorated their windows as part of a scarecrow trail for Halloween. Wimpy went for a Bergman reference
Shopfront of a Wimpy fast food restaurant. Display in the window shows 2 skeletons sitting at a table playing chess Close-up of Wimpy front window showing 2 skeletons sitting at a table playing chess. Both skeletons are also chained to their chairs and there's a yellow tape cordoning them off from the rest of the restaurant
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Today was a good day because Cruz Beckham released a song that included the phrase 'the erotic 69', I found out that Reg Hollis from The Bill was the last person to stay at the Chelsea Hotel and I went to Morrisons and they had loads of parkin
An array of loaves of parkin on display in a supermarket
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I sent this robot my first and only valentine card, entirely because I felt sorry for it because it was being bullied by a puppet crow. This started a disastrous pattern of wrong-headedly being attracted to sad lads
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Not the greatest advertisement for their inkmanship tbh
Mural on a wall that says 'Sussex Tattoo Club'. Mural is crudely drawn, black and white and shows 2 apes, one of which is wearing a quilted backward baseball cap. The lettering is uneven and wonky
October 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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The anus
White building with purple rectangle panel. The panel has printed on it the words (in a typewriter-style typeface) 'I scratch at the in_between'
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Important message
A tabby cat inside a narrow cardboard box. Box is a vintage Sindy doll motorbike box and is blue with photos of toy on outside. Box is lying on one side with cat lying squashed inside it. Cat's head and front paws are poking out of the top of the box and it's tail out of the bottom. It's quite frankly ridiculous
October 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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They're trialling single person meeting booths at work...
A man sitting in a single person meeting booth - a small white glass doored booth. The booth is in the middle of an office in which tables and chairs can be seen Poster for the film La Cabina. Poster shows s suited man trapped in a red telephone box. Man is crying out in fear & frustration
October 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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4 things I saw in Bexhill charity & junk shops a few weeks ago but forgot to post at the time:
A mannequin figure with a blonde curly wig wearing a red top with white collar and pom pom buttons which could be a clown outfit or a Santa outfit. Mannequin is holding a wooden tray suspended around her neck with a sign saying 'Free Books' written in different colours, however there doesn't seem to be any books in the tray and the items that are there are unclear. Mannequin is standed in a shop and shelves full of varied objects can be seen in the background A large grey pushchair/pram contains a small hairy dog who is looking at the photographer. In the background is a glass cabinet full of varied items A large plush toy of a cream floppy dog is draped over a greige sofa. In the background there is a shop with various clothes rails hung with clothes A shelf containing a blue ceramic plate with an airbrush style picture of Cliff Richard next to a purple book titled 'Beyond the Zulu Principle: Extraordinary Profits from Growth Shares' by Jim Slater. In the foreground are various other items
October 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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What even was the thought process behind this pun
Bottles of hand wash on a shelf. The hand wash is labelled Cussons Creations Fleece Navidad Snuggly Cinnamon Spice Limited Edition Hand Wash Antibacterial. The design on the bottle resembles a Christmas themed tapestry
October 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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If only Paul McCartney was around in communist Poland in 1959 to help sell meat free Mondays to the people: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA4P...
Timeline showing the year 1959 and Polish text. The English translation under the Polish is 'Monday - "meatless day" - order of the Ministry of Internal Commerce. On Mondays, no meat could be eaten at catering outlets. Shops with meat and cold cuts are also closed. Introduction of the obligation to wear school uniforms'
October 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Describe your Bluesky account in one image
A book that is titled 'Meat Complete: A Handbook of Meat Cookery' by Martha Logan. Book cover is cream & navy with red trim
October 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM