Andrew
@djevilrew.bsky.social
Sarcastic, real good sense of humour love UFOs, music, and people
Do you know what a plateau is?
It's the highest form of flattery
It's the highest form of flattery
January 20, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Do you know what a plateau is?
It's the highest form of flattery
It's the highest form of flattery
I saw an ear doctor today, but I think I'll get a second opinion
Why on earth would I need a heron egg?
Why on earth would I need a heron egg?
December 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I saw an ear doctor today, but I think I'll get a second opinion
Why on earth would I need a heron egg?
Why on earth would I need a heron egg?
I accidentally spilled some of my dog's anti tick medicine on my clock.
Now it just goes "tock".
Now it just goes "tock".
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I accidentally spilled some of my dog's anti tick medicine on my clock.
Now it just goes "tock".
Now it just goes "tock".
TWO TIPS FOR CHRISTMAS:
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
TWO TIPS FOR CHRISTMAS:
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?
It takes it's cloves off
It takes it's cloves off
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What does garlic do when it gets hot?
It takes it's cloves off
It takes it's cloves off
Wow, it's absolutely thrilling to see my follower count on bluesky skyrocket without even realizing it! This is such a joyous surprise! A huge, heartfelt thanks to each and every one of you!
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Wow, it's absolutely thrilling to see my follower count on bluesky skyrocket without even realizing it! This is such a joyous surprise! A huge, heartfelt thanks to each and every one of you!
Perched in the clinic's antechamber, my ears become privy to the vibrant tales of life surrounding me. It's quite the spectacle, the way some individuals can turn the gears of their minds - rather intriguing, if you ask me.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Perched in the clinic's antechamber, my ears become privy to the vibrant tales of life surrounding me. It's quite the spectacle, the way some individuals can turn the gears of their minds - rather intriguing, if you ask me.
I’m sat in a bar in Luxembourg if anything has taught me anything mobile phones have killed the art of conversation
August 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I’m sat in a bar in Luxembourg if anything has taught me anything mobile phones have killed the art of conversation
I’m on a new journey of discovering myself again this time I’m staying single
August 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m on a new journey of discovering myself again this time I’m staying single
The latest track from @idlesband.bsky.social, "Rabbit Run," is absolutely incredible! 🤩 I've listened to it 10 times in a row and it's just mind-blowing!
July 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The latest track from @idlesband.bsky.social, "Rabbit Run," is absolutely incredible! 🤩 I've listened to it 10 times in a row and it's just mind-blowing!
So I’m back on the market after a fabulous 7-year relationship, struggling to move on from her at the moment but hey, I'm still exploring my options and seeing what the future holds for me.
July 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
So I’m back on the market after a fabulous 7-year relationship, struggling to move on from her at the moment but hey, I'm still exploring my options and seeing what the future holds for me.
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Tesla Takedown in Boston.
June 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Tesla Takedown in Boston.
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New Gens ENEMY Radio Radio Armageddon
June 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
New Gens ENEMY Radio Radio Armageddon
If you see someone crying ask them is it because of your haircut
April 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you see someone crying ask them is it because of your haircut
Does anyone want to talk about the skywatcher video yesterday?
April 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Does anyone want to talk about the skywatcher video yesterday?
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1 is good for your Cultural health FAMS BringTheNoiseApp.com
March 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
1 is good for your Cultural health FAMS BringTheNoiseApp.com
My wife and I are having a competition on who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop…
I've just taken the lead!
I've just taken the lead!
March 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My wife and I are having a competition on who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop…
I've just taken the lead!
I've just taken the lead!
Today I'm wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites!
March 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Today I'm wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites!
Oh wow, I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to see what groundbreaking comments Trump will make next.
March 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh wow, I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to see what groundbreaking comments Trump will make next.
My social media feed is basically a Trump monologue from the past day; it's starting to feel like a rerun. Can we please find a new topic to discuss?
March 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My social media feed is basically a Trump monologue from the past day; it's starting to feel like a rerun. Can we please find a new topic to discuss?
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
February 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
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February 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reposted by Andrew
February 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM