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“weird but hot”
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if I feel like anyone is treading on me I’m performing a citizen’s arrest ;)
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Nerds gummy clusters are a psyop
Post Malone looks like he smells super bad.
May 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My ex boyfriend who has been trying to maybe get back together with me or at minimum, has been stringing me along - got a phone call from his ex (who ruined our relationship the first time and he swears he stopped talking to) in the middle of sex, lied about it, re-entered me, and then finished.
May 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I was just told by my male incel work colleague who just got rejected from a job last week, quote: “you’re definitely going to get this [faculty job you applied for] because none of this is merit based”. Sexism in science is alive and well!
April 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“The final frontier is a man who isn’t very experienced”
March 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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it's just buying more dish soap and olive oil until you die?
January 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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nobody understands what im doing or why im doing it
January 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Can someone buy me a squatty potty???? Please
January 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My sister who makes $120k a year, literally twice my salary, just Venmo requested me $3.50 for a bagel she brought me yesterday. Absurd, savage, very her.
January 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
So Luigi killing one guy and endangering no one else is terrorism but a guy plowing a car through a crowd, killing over 10 people, and getting into a shootout with cops at a huge public gathering for the purpose of causing terror isn’t terrosism? Okay…
January 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Does anyone in the world actually listen to Keith Urban?
December 28, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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I just published a new Luigi Mangione document the press is withholding, an NYPD intel report warning of “disdain for corporate greed" and the "online reactions to the shooting"
Read the NYPD’s Mangione report the media won't publish
Post-Luigi, the "extremist" threat is you
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 26, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Almost all of my friends that I actually hang out with are in their 60s and 70s and it’s honestly so great.
December 27, 2024 at 2:28 AM
This guy is way hotter than the other guy.
December 12, 2024 at 12:45 PM
December 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
It’s funny that I’m so good at science and everyone tells me nice things like this all the time but then I’m literally so bad at everything else in life and cry every day and am so deeply broken and miserable.
December 3, 2024 at 1:01 AM
My mom gave me a pot gummy and I ate it the other night and woke up at 3am like fully hallucinating and couldn’t remember I took the gummy but I also wasn’t panicky so I was just like “this is weird” and only remembered this whole incident right now.
December 1, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Nerds gummy clusters are a psyop
November 24, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Ok so earlier today I downloaded task rabbit to so I could hire someone to is talk my new shower head and it’s just a page of dude who can fix stuff. Literally better than any dating app I’ve ever been on. Why didn’t anyone tell me about this sooner?
November 24, 2024 at 5:06 PM
It’s so funny that I was once a teenager who got a tattoo with a fake ID and now I have a PhD and a Roth IRA.
November 23, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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A good long con would be to charm a sugar daddy and get him to buy me an industrial-grade hydraulic press.
October 14, 2023 at 10:29 PM
After being single and deeply depressed for a month, I’ve officially purchased a $100 shower head. It’s coming on Saturday.
November 22, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’9”
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: none of your fucking business
Smoke: the competition
Tattoos: 6
Piercings: blue eyes
Fave drink: water
Yea fuck it ok.

Pronouns: he/him
Height: 6'0"
Shoe: 12.5
Zodiac: Sag
Smoke: Not habitually but I'll take whatever ya got
Tattoos: 9? ish?
Piercings: Nah
Fave drink: Unfortunately, beer. I hate how much I love beer.
Getting to know each other

Pronouns: any
Height: 5’9”
Shoe: 9
Zodiac: 🦀
Smoke: weed (only outdoors)
Tattoos: none (indecisive)
Piercings: none (I’m a ween)
Fave Drink: coke
November 19, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Most of this account that I barely used last year was me posting screenshots from Hinge. And now that I’m reluctantly single and again and so sad, the idea of having to go back on hinge makes me physically ill. I ducking hate that shit.
November 19, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Forgot I had this account until @spiffyzebra.bsky.social reminded me but you’re all in luck bc I’ve recently slipped into a pretty bad depression and probably need some meds and now you can read my intrusive thoughts once again.
November 19, 2024 at 1:42 AM