DJ Horny on Main
@djhornyonmain.bsky.social
playing classics, house, disco, and grooves | being gay and horny | having bad opinions
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Hello specifically to the horny, music loving gays of Bluesky 🦋🌈 🪩😈
this is your local queer DJ reporting for duty 🫡
this is your local queer DJ reporting for duty 🫡
I hope everybody is celebrating their Rebecca Black Friday appropriately
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I hope everybody is celebrating their Rebecca Black Friday appropriately
Look. If you're on a dance floor when the DJ drops ~your song~, and the rest of the crowd doesn't go for it, I say to you, it is your solemn duty to live it up. 🙂↕️
Show the crowd what they're missing by sleeping on this song. Show the DJ how much you are living for this moment. Save the vibes, babe!
Show the crowd what they're missing by sleeping on this song. Show the DJ how much you are living for this moment. Save the vibes, babe!
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Look. If you're on a dance floor when the DJ drops ~your song~, and the rest of the crowd doesn't go for it, I say to you, it is your solemn duty to live it up. 🙂↕️
Show the crowd what they're missing by sleeping on this song. Show the DJ how much you are living for this moment. Save the vibes, babe!
Show the crowd what they're missing by sleeping on this song. Show the DJ how much you are living for this moment. Save the vibes, babe!
I propose that gay bars and queer DJs across America celebrate the day after Thanksgiving as “Rebecca Black Friday”.
Not only because is she an avatar of courage and a true queer icon who deserves to honored, but also bc her recent records are guaranteed to light dance floors on fire! 🔥 🙌
Not only because is she an avatar of courage and a true queer icon who deserves to honored, but also bc her recent records are guaranteed to light dance floors on fire! 🔥 🙌
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I propose that gay bars and queer DJs across America celebrate the day after Thanksgiving as “Rebecca Black Friday”.
Not only because is she an avatar of courage and a true queer icon who deserves to honored, but also bc her recent records are guaranteed to light dance floors on fire! 🔥 🙌
Not only because is she an avatar of courage and a true queer icon who deserves to honored, but also bc her recent records are guaranteed to light dance floors on fire! 🔥 🙌
this is a story about a girl named lucky
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is a story about a girl named lucky
in a dream my love
you will find my heart
you will find my heart
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
in a dream my love
you will find my heart
you will find my heart
Party rockers in the house TONIGHT?! and you're only just now telling me???
October 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Party rockers in the house TONIGHT?! and you're only just now telling me???
Now playing: Stars on 54, "If You Could Read My Mind (Horny on Main Remix)"
Happy to see people continuing to stream and download this one 🧡 #housemusic #remix #gaydj #nudisco
Happy to see people continuing to stream and download this one 🧡 #housemusic #remix #gaydj #nudisco
Stars on 54 - "If You Could Read My Mind" (Horny on Main House Remix)
YouTube video by DJ Horny on Main
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October 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Now playing: Stars on 54, "If You Could Read My Mind (Horny on Main Remix)"
Happy to see people continuing to stream and download this one 🧡 #housemusic #remix #gaydj #nudisco
Happy to see people continuing to stream and download this one 🧡 #housemusic #remix #gaydj #nudisco
that moment you realize you're now ready to fully vibe with a track from your favorite artist's backcatalog that you never really liked before 😌😊
September 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
that moment you realize you're now ready to fully vibe with a track from your favorite artist's backcatalog that you never really liked before 😌😊
Reposted by DJ Horny on Main
The reference I created for today's oil painting
#art #oilpainting #aisucks #horror #painting #stilllife
#art #oilpainting #aisucks #horror #painting #stilllife
August 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The reference I created for today's oil painting
#art #oilpainting #aisucks #horror #painting #stilllife
#art #oilpainting #aisucks #horror #painting #stilllife
never apologize for dancing.
August 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
never apologize for dancing.
crazy that streaming services still don't have a like button you can smash repeatedly when you're really feeling that one part of the song
July 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
crazy that streaming services still don't have a like button you can smash repeatedly when you're really feeling that one part of the song
so facetime can recognize nude images from a live-streaming video, and yet your iphone still doesn't have the ability to search for certain body parts - or even the word "underwear" - in your own photos app.
this is pointless censorship creating a bad product experience. shame on Apple.
this is pointless censorship creating a bad product experience. shame on Apple.
FaceTime in iOS 26 will freeze your call if someone starts undressing - 9to5Mac
iOS 26 includes a new FaceTime safety feature designed to prevent nudity without consent, here are the details.
9to5mac.com
July 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
so facetime can recognize nude images from a live-streaming video, and yet your iphone still doesn't have the ability to search for certain body parts - or even the word "underwear" - in your own photos app.
this is pointless censorship creating a bad product experience. shame on Apple.
this is pointless censorship creating a bad product experience. shame on Apple.
cosmic background horniness
July 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
cosmic background horniness
*sees neighbor leaving for 4th of july weekend*
👀
*turns up subwoofer*
👀
*turns up subwoofer*
July 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
*sees neighbor leaving for 4th of july weekend*
👀
*turns up subwoofer*
👀
*turns up subwoofer*
"I get the shivers every time you say mayonnaise." - Kylie Minogue, "Padam Padam"
June 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"I get the shivers every time you say mayonnaise." - Kylie Minogue, "Padam Padam"
horny for supersaws, trance kicks, and euphoric chord progressions
May 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
horny for supersaws, trance kicks, and euphoric chord progressions
just heard a song that I first heard at anyma's show at the sphere in january and it brought me right back to that moment. I have to say, that trip was worth it. what an experience. go see a show at the sphere if you can.
May 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
just heard a song that I first heard at anyma's show at the sphere in january and it brought me right back to that moment. I have to say, that trip was worth it. what an experience. go see a show at the sphere if you can.
I heard that snare took him 2 years to make!
April 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I heard that snare took him 2 years to make!
“You know, when in Rome I sat down with the Romans, said, ‘We need a Black Pope and she better be a woman.’”
—Robyn, “U Should Know Better”
—Robyn, “U Should Know Better”
April 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“You know, when in Rome I sat down with the Romans, said, ‘We need a Black Pope and she better be a woman.’”
—Robyn, “U Should Know Better”
—Robyn, “U Should Know Better”
Just uploaded to YouTube: "Girl$ So Confusing", my mashup of Charli XCX ft. Lorde and Dom Dolla #mashup #gayDJ
I actually made this one in December and only realized yesterday that it never made it to YT. Whoops!
I actually made this one in December and only realized yesterday that it never made it to YT. Whoops!
Girl$ So Confusing (DJ Horny on Main Mashup)
YouTube video by DJ Horny on Main
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April 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
god I hope Gaga's coachella performance boosted streams of Mayhem and demand for her tour
April 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
god I hope Gaga's coachella performance boosted streams of Mayhem and demand for her tour
brb guys
Gayle King responds to criticism of the Blue Origin space trip by acknowledging it was expensive but insists useful information was gathered:
“Have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'”
“Have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'”
April 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
brb guys
so not over that lady gaga Coachella set.
The CONCEPTS she gave us, the COMMITMENT to the vision. Outstanding. 👏
The CONCEPTS she gave us, the COMMITMENT to the vision. Outstanding. 👏
April 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
so not over that lady gaga Coachella set.
The CONCEPTS she gave us, the COMMITMENT to the vision. Outstanding. 👏
The CONCEPTS she gave us, the COMMITMENT to the vision. Outstanding. 👏
you ever wish there was a button to super-like a song that's already in your streaming library
like, just to let them know that you're reallly digging this jam today
like, just to let them know that you're reallly digging this jam today
April 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
you ever wish there was a button to super-like a song that's already in your streaming library
like, just to let them know that you're reallly digging this jam today
like, just to let them know that you're reallly digging this jam today