DJ Horny on Main
djhornyonmain.bsky.social
DJ Horny on Main
@djhornyonmain.bsky.social
playing classics, house, disco, and grooves | being gay and horny | having bad opinions
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Hello specifically to the horny, music loving gays of Bluesky 🦋🌈 🪩😈

this is your local queer DJ reporting for duty 🫡
I hope everybody is celebrating their Rebecca Black Friday appropriately
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Look. If you're on a dance floor when the DJ drops ~your song~, and the rest of the crowd doesn't go for it, I say to you, it is your solemn duty to live it up. 🙂‍↕️

Show the crowd what they're missing by sleeping on this song. Show the DJ how much you are living for this moment. Save the vibes, babe!
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I propose that gay bars and queer DJs across America celebrate the day after Thanksgiving as “Rebecca Black Friday”.

Not only because is she an avatar of courage and a true queer icon who deserves to honored, but also bc her recent records are guaranteed to light dance floors on fire! 🔥 🙌
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
this is a story about a girl named lucky
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
in a dream my love
you will find my heart
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Party rockers in the house TONIGHT?! and you're only just now telling me???
October 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Now playing: Stars on 54, "If You Could Read My Mind (Horny on Main Remix)"

Happy to see people continuing to stream and download this one 🧡 #housemusic #remix #gaydj #nudisco
Stars on 54 - "If You Could Read My Mind" (Horny on Main House Remix)
YouTube video by DJ Horny on Main
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October 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
that moment you realize you're now ready to fully vibe with a track from your favorite artist's backcatalog that you never really liked before 😌😊
September 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Reposted by DJ Horny on Main
The reference I created for today's oil painting

#art #oilpainting #aisucks #horror #painting #stilllife
August 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
never apologize for dancing.
August 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
crazy that streaming services still don't have a like button you can smash repeatedly when you're really feeling that one part of the song
July 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
so facetime can recognize nude images from a live-streaming video, and yet your iphone still doesn't have the ability to search for certain body parts - or even the word "underwear" - in your own photos app.

this is pointless censorship creating a bad product experience. shame on Apple.
FaceTime in iOS 26 will freeze your call if someone starts undressing - 9to5Mac
iOS 26 includes a new FaceTime safety feature designed to prevent nudity without consent, here are the details.
9to5mac.com
July 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
cosmic background horniness
July 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
horngry
July 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
*sees neighbor leaving for 4th of july weekend*

👀

*turns up subwoofer*
July 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"I get the shivers every time you say mayonnaise." - Kylie Minogue, "Padam Padam"
June 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
horny for supersaws, trance kicks, and euphoric chord progressions
May 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
just heard a song that I first heard at anyma's show at the sphere in january and it brought me right back to that moment. I have to say, that trip was worth it. what an experience. go see a show at the sphere if you can.
May 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I heard that snare took him 2 years to make!
April 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“You know, when in Rome I sat down with the Romans, said, ‘We need a Black Pope and she better be a woman.’”

—Robyn, “U Should Know Better”
April 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Just uploaded to YouTube: "Girl$ So Confusing", my mashup of Charli XCX ft. Lorde and Dom Dolla #mashup #gayDJ

I actually made this one in December and only realized yesterday that it never made it to YT. Whoops!
Girl$ So Confusing (DJ Horny on Main Mashup)
YouTube video by DJ Horny on Main
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April 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
god I hope Gaga's coachella performance boosted streams of Mayhem and demand for her tour
April 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
brb guys
Gayle King responds to criticism of the Blue Origin space trip by acknowledging it was expensive but insists useful information was gathered:

“Have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'”
April 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
so not over that lady gaga Coachella set.

The CONCEPTS she gave us, the COMMITMENT to the vision. Outstanding. 👏
April 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
you ever wish there was a button to super-like a song that's already in your streaming library

like, just to let them know that you're reallly digging this jam today
April 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM