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DJ
@djkillednavi.bsky.social
Pokemon ⃪ ⃘⃝ ⃪ || 🏳️‍🌈 LG(B)TQIA+ || 🏳‍⚧ Ally || 33 || 🎮 || Taken💍
He/Him || easily excitable guy who tries his best!

Black Lives Matter
Free Palestine 🇵🇸🍉
Pinned
Drinking from my Kirby Café espresso mug - which gives solid motivation with "Pink makes you Twinkle" which is probably the best Monday motivation I've ever heard. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I can't quite put my finger on it but out of the last 4 EDH Decks I've made for Magic, I seem to have stuck with a specific theme after my very different stompy Frog Druid (Helga) Deck 😅
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I can't quite put my finger on it but out of the last 4 EDH Decks I've made for Magic, I seem to have stuck with a specific theme after my very different stompy Frog Druid (Helga) Deck 😅
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Why must I always be cursed to have my work nemesis be someone twice my age that doesn't understand technology? 😭

I want a new nemesis, maybe with some overly-cliche enemies-to-lovers trope with someone that doesn't challenge my patience and communication skills daily - I'll take anything! 🤪
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Did some Avatar Magic Pre-releases this weekend and I did surprisingly well on 2 of the days. Placed 3rd and then went undefeated getting 1st place yesterday.. I don't know how - I genuinely don't know how to play this game most days 😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Sometimes I wonder if the business™️ people I send business™️ messages to have any idea that I have no idea what I'm talking about with business™️ but then I go into a meeting with someone twice my age who actually has no idea how business™️ works and I feel like maybe I do know business™️ things, yk?
a woman says " it 's all been a terrible mistake " in front of a peacock logo
ALT: a woman says " it 's all been a terrible mistake " in front of a peacock logo
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September 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I need someone to follow me around to screen what I say because I've said several things with double meanings while being completely oblivious to the more questionable meaning...

Out of context examples include:
"Are you coming inside?"
"Oh! You're smaller than I would have thought!"
"Bark!"
August 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Is there a "sorry that I haven't responded to your messages, I've been hyper fixating on the stats, abilities and growth rates of all the Fire Emblem: Three Houses characters and it's occupying me a surprising amount of my time because I'm incapable of enjoying anything at a casual level" emoji?
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My husband told me that the coffee that I just roasted myself for the first time was, in fact, not the best coffee he's ever had. (But still very good)

I can't believe someone I care about would say such a horrible thing. 🥺
August 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why are some people so neutral to AI art?!

Like if your reaction to AI art (or anything) ruining one of your favorite franchises with derivative stolen slop is nonchalance then I genuinely do not understand you. 🙃
June 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Can we please ban #Israel now? There was a real danger #Eurovision was about to be destroyed tonight. Well done #Austria. JJ, you sang incredibly. Absolute artist. Not my 1st choice.
May 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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We have a winner 🇦🇹

Congratulations to Austria's JJ, who has won the 69th Eurovision Song Contest with the song Wasted Love.
May 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Israel announced the initial phase of “Gideon’s chariots,” the expanded ground invasion to permanently “conquer” Gaza, amid reports that Trump reneged on his deal with Hamas to lift the blockade, and will reportedly expel 1 million Gazans to Libya.

mondoweiss.net/2025/05/isra...

#Palestine #Israel
Israel launches expanded ground invasion to ‘conquer’ Gaza as Trump Gulf tour wraps up
Israel announced the initial phase of “Gideon’s chariots,” the expanded ground invasion to permanently “conquer” Gaza, amid reports that Trump reneged on his deal with Hamas to lift the blockade,...
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May 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Who's that Pokemon?
...[tasteful pause]...
It's Lechonk! 😁
May 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Update: I won 1 match against a child, out of 6!
(I also got a free win due to the odd amount of players so I was technically 2-4-0)

I'd like to personally thank the child for having a deck worse than mine, for this victorious day!
Playing in a Pokemon TCG Tournament today - wish me luck so we can manifest my opponents' decks start with the least playable hands because I absolutely won't win by skill alone!
April 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Playing in a Pokemon TCG Tournament today - wish me luck so we can manifest my opponents' decks start with the least playable hands because I absolutely won't win by skill alone!
April 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My manager tried complimenting me by saying that I "look as sharp as a state trooper" and I don't know if I've ever felt so self-conscious about the way I look 😭
April 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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"Do you wanna see my deck?" - I ask, not realizing that the way I pronounce 'deck' is dangerously close to 'dick', creating a much less socially acceptable proposition amongst TCG players.
April 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"Do you wanna see my deck?" - I ask, not realizing that the way I pronounce 'deck' is dangerously close to 'dick', creating a much less socially acceptable proposition amongst TCG players.
April 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The most unfortunate part about the Pope dying the day after Easter is that he missed his own respawn timer and I doubt anyone will remember to ping him for respawn next year.
April 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's kinda weird that corporations are still doing April Fool's stuff especially in this political climate..
April 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Managed to snag some Journey Together with an ETB and a Booster Bundle! 😍

Got some of the chasers I wanted too!! 💜
March 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Today I, the only white man on my team at work, realized that I am in fact the DEI hire.
March 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Okay but why is my washing machine telling me it's International Women's Day?

I'm not saying we shouldn't acknowledge it, but I'm suspicious about the messenger.
March 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Why do managers get mad that I don't immediately drop everything to do a silly little task?

The CEO could ask me to do something and I'd literally be like "hey broski, gimme 10 mins and I'll get that for you" but they get so mad! 😭
March 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I went to play some Pokemon TCG brackets tonight, lost every match and didn't get super frustrated once, I'm counting that as a win - debatably an even more valuable win than the whole bracket! 🥲
a person petting a yellow pokemon with red eyes
ALT: a person petting a yellow pokemon with red eyes
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March 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM