I become a bigger fan each time I see you’ve posted 🥵

Happy Belated Birthday 🎂 looks like you supplied your own cake though 🥵

Wait, where can we see you two fuck?

That could be photoshopped. I think video evidence is needed (long form if possible)

White looks good on you 🥵

The kind of Birthday cake I wanted to see 🥵🍑

Not for my glasses on and thought this was an image galactus from the fantastic four film. But once I focused it was a nice surprise 🍆

Hold up, now that you’re officially classed as Dad(dy), should there have been some kind of “First Father’s Day” rule for people to acknowledge it and an excuse for you to swing that cock around? 🐓🍆 💦

You’re about to reach a new peak 🥵