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Strahd Von Zarovich
@djstrahd.me
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I am the ancient. I am the land. Once more Barovia's sassiest vampire. Occasional pirate DJ. He/him. Bi 🏳️‍🌈 (Parody account run by Jason Mical, author: https://linktr.ee/jasonmical )
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I mean
Strahd von Zarovich sitting in a throne, looking fine
February 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Flag of the New California Republic depicting a red star, a red stripe, and a two-headed bear.
February 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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The rig:
A Denon DP 72-L turntable flanked by bookshelf speakers. The record jacket for The Essential Johnny Cash sits on a display on the rightmost speaker. The record is spinning The turntable, a Project/One tape deck, a Pioneer SX-780 receiver, and a Technics equalizer on shelves stacked on top of each other.
January 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Post two characters who bring you happiness.
Paul Bettany as Dr. Maturin and Russell Crowe as Captain Aubrey on the deck of the HMS Surprise in a still from the film Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
January 14, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Shiiiiirrreee .... Fucking Bagginssss .....
Screenshot of the Nazgul on a horse searching for hobbits hiding under tree roots
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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When my omelette falls apart as I flip it
Don Corleone from The Godfather saying "Look how they massacred my boy"
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The Mandalorian shooting something with a rifle, and Baby Yoda in his sphere saying "haha yes, die trash"
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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She caught a great photo of me in one of my signature tie-dye hoodies waiting in Cal Anderson Park
A middle-aged writer standing in front of the Cal Anderson Park fountain wearing a blue, purple, and magenta tie-dye hoodie. Two art installation signs read "Silencio = muerte" and "We're already here."
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Update: after a schedule of sun lamps, exercise, blasting positive music, and staying busy -
Sonic from Dispatch, victorious. Caption reads: "S.A.D. Defeated"
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

(Two for one here)
Captain Jack Aubrey (Russell Crowe) and Dr. Stephen Maturin (Paul Bettany) play the violin and cello respectively aboard the HMS Surprise in the film Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits.
A screenshot of the Lone Gunmen from the X-Files
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Actual picture of me after I turned my sun lamp all the way up to escape the SAD
Screenshot from Terminator 2 of the skeleton by the fence being incinerated by a nuclear blast
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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My kids were watching me play poker in Red Dead Redemption and went crazy when this hand came up
A screenshot of Red Dead 1 poker showing a 6 and 7 as pocket cards
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Them: quick, think of a new Call of Cthulhu character

Me:
Steve from Stranger Things wearing sunglasses and carrying a nail bat. Text reads "Cracking open an Old One with the boys"
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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When you want to cosplay but you're on a budget
Photograph of a person wearing a plain black T-shirt that reads "Paladin" in plain white text
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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<3
Still image from Hot Fuzz showing Skinner, smiling, standing in front of a picture of himself, smiling in the exact same way. Text reads "Employee of the Month."
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
DVD cover for Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (the complete first season) showing Sarah Connor holding a combat shotgun with a teenaged John Connor facing away from the camera.
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Post something awful or you'll have a random December
Sonar from Dispatch looking sexy in a picture signed by "Dad Artist"
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Sonar from Dispatch. Text reads "Twinks: Devoured"
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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"Are you going to eat those twinks?"
Sonar from the game Dispatch. Text reads "Tax: Fraud"
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Happy Halloween you beautiful spooky people
Lego Strahd sitting on his Lego throne holding a goblet and a tiny tarot card of the Tower
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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My therapist: what should we talk about today?
Me:
Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077 showing the start screen for an in-game arcade game called Trauma Drama
August 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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"How's your writing coming along?

How it's coming along:
Text reads: Oh fuck what a horrible night to have a curse. What a complete dogshit ass night for a curse. God what a fucking night, my dude. For a curse I mean. Fuck this."
August 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Trevor Belmont from the Castlevania animated series
August 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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When I missed two serial commas on my first editing pass
Screencap from The Return of the King showing Barad-Dur collapsing
August 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM