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Djumbi
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Where are my shoes
Another three or four hit pieces and you could buy a ’ute’
Or a small pacific nation
February 6, 2026 at 11:40 AM
welcome to English
February 6, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Careful. ‘Hasbara’ will be deemed an antisemitic dog whistle

Which is hilarious. I’ve never met a dog who could say ‘anti’ without a lisp
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 AM
This aged well
And I don’t care
March 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Regards,
Djumbi
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
And what you want is a thesaurus so you can look up the correct antithesis
January 31, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Parroting talking points doesn’t require a dictionary Mr james
January 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Here we go
‘You lot’

Tell who ‘my lot’ is

Please
January 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Ok. We’ll see in 2 years time then
January 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Are you any smarter irl?
January 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I read that book
‘ a la recherche du trumps fondue’
I didnt like the ending
January 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Because no one expects the aaaaarrrhh
January 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
No.
January 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
2cheesy4me
January 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Of course you don’t.
January 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Bold strategy cotton
January 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
They sucked
The Hardons, however
January 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
(You)
January 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Is he in Cancun
January 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Misfortune doesn’t happen this quickly
January 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
LASAGNE
January 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Could you please name this company so I burn my testicles with a soldering iron before I have a single interaction with it?
January 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The answer is a suffusion of yellow
January 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I just turned mine off and on again
I have no idea what it was, but everything is exactly the same

Maybe it was the kettle (that’s what image search tells me it is)
January 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Oh, that is great news
January 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM