mattie
@djungelskog420.bsky.social
sculptor, clay, and the seventh day
new game unlocked: Did I Pack It, Lose It, or Did Mom Take It
April 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
new game unlocked: Did I Pack It, Lose It, or Did Mom Take It
i try to go outside without somebody commenting on my body challenge: impossible?
April 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i try to go outside without somebody commenting on my body challenge: impossible?
i should get a baby on board sticker for my car
April 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i should get a baby on board sticker for my car
just cited my own article in a new article lol
March 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
just cited my own article in a new article lol
call me delta airlines the way i be repping out these shoulder flys
March 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
call me delta airlines the way i be repping out these shoulder flys
they need to make the unsend window longer.
March 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
they need to make the unsend window longer.
sorry i’m late, i put too much baileys in my coffee this morning and was dancing with my cat
-things that are true that i can’t say
-things that are true that i can’t say
March 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
sorry i’m late, i put too much baileys in my coffee this morning and was dancing with my cat
-things that are true that i can’t say
-things that are true that i can’t say
for me the main takeaway of the story of esther is her attitude of “if i die, i die”
March 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
for me the main takeaway of the story of esther is her attitude of “if i die, i die”
direct deposit was lower than expected so i checked the actual paycheck thinking maybe it was missing some hours but actually the government is just stashing more than a days wages every week to give to me next year as a fun little surprise i guess
March 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
direct deposit was lower than expected so i checked the actual paycheck thinking maybe it was missing some hours but actually the government is just stashing more than a days wages every week to give to me next year as a fun little surprise i guess
man it must really suck to have me as an opp. like what are you supposed to even do.
March 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
man it must really suck to have me as an opp. like what are you supposed to even do.
damn if i’d known they were gonna be playing napoleon dynamite in the cinema cardio room this morning i would have planned my week around it
February 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
damn if i’d known they were gonna be playing napoleon dynamite in the cinema cardio room this morning i would have planned my week around it
i mean at this point i should start charging
another gym/park constancy is that i will be asked to explain how one achieves a muscle up…
February 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i mean at this point i should start charging
back to your regularly scheduled programming…
February 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
back to your regularly scheduled programming…
well you see actually i’m gonna kill myself so i don’t have to worry about that at all
February 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
well you see actually i’m gonna kill myself so i don’t have to worry about that at all
really hate how whether or not i’m able to spend my time like i planned when im not at work is completely contingent on whether or not my mother is awake
February 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
really hate how whether or not i’m able to spend my time like i planned when im not at work is completely contingent on whether or not my mother is awake
on one hand, wearing a tank top on leg day isn’t really letting it realize its full potential bc no pump. on the other hand, kind of a flex i like this without the pump.
February 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
on one hand, wearing a tank top on leg day isn’t really letting it realize its full potential bc no pump. on the other hand, kind of a flex i like this without the pump.
another gym/park constancy is that i will be asked to explain how one achieves a muscle up…
February 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
another gym/park constancy is that i will be asked to explain how one achieves a muscle up…
the radio is so crazy. i was just wanting to listen to some music and now im listening to the radio hosts and a woman interrogate the woman’s husband about a snapchat streak he has with a woman he hooked up with and it’s fucken NUTS
February 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the radio is so crazy. i was just wanting to listen to some music and now im listening to the radio hosts and a woman interrogate the woman’s husband about a snapchat streak he has with a woman he hooked up with and it’s fucken NUTS
I AM BEING ASKED TO WRITE ABOUT “LIGHTER TOPICS” IN MY WORK WHAT’S EVEN THE POINT THEN???
February 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I AM BEING ASKED TO WRITE ABOUT “LIGHTER TOPICS” IN MY WORK WHAT’S EVEN THE POINT THEN???
joined a commercial gym for the first time ever and something that remains the same is people be staring…guess i am just cursed to be the Hottest in the Room
February 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
joined a commercial gym for the first time ever and something that remains the same is people be staring…guess i am just cursed to be the Hottest in the Room
Reposted by mattie
Among other reasons, censorship is bad because a lot of these terms are used multiple ways. “Confirmation bias” is the most common logical fallacy, for example - I’d like the folks at NSA to be particularly attuned to it.
2. A memo distributed by NSA leadership to its staff says that on February 10, all NSA websites and internal network pages that contain banned words will be deleted.
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Among other reasons, censorship is bad because a lot of these terms are used multiple ways. “Confirmation bias” is the most common logical fallacy, for example - I’d like the folks at NSA to be particularly attuned to it.
and in a move that would surprise every previous iteration of me, i have declined two social invitations—both from people i am quite fond of—to *squints at notes* do chores and write?? and i don’t feel bad abt it at all. i am growing up before my very eyes…
February 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
and in a move that would surprise every previous iteration of me, i have declined two social invitations—both from people i am quite fond of—to *squints at notes* do chores and write?? and i don’t feel bad abt it at all. i am growing up before my very eyes…
showered literally right before work today. we shall see if i get any hair complements
coworker: wow your hair looks really good!
me: haven’t showered since thursday
me: haven’t showered since thursday
February 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
showered literally right before work today. we shall see if i get any hair complements
pretty fucked up for anyone other than my lover to be texting me. maybe my boy needs their own ringtone…
February 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
pretty fucked up for anyone other than my lover to be texting me. maybe my boy needs their own ringtone…
i’m sorry, paying a ticket online has a CONVENIENCE FEE???? fuck off
February 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i’m sorry, paying a ticket online has a CONVENIENCE FEE???? fuck off