And there came a time when humanity outgrew its need for Gods.

Arthur C. Clarke, Childhood's End. Might be somewhat misremembered.

He got Wile E. Coyote'd.

Are you going to watch him play Neil Diamond?

Just imagine if we, as a civilization, had adopted that strategy the moment he started with his birther shit. Over ten miserable, grueling, darkly farcical years ago.

Drunk posting, as usual.

I'm sure Trump will okay that. In just two weeks.

Wow, he reads like his imbecilic voters.

Ticonderoga NY?

We could start suing the living piss out of the politicians the NRA owns.

Making things worse is his idea of victory.

I dunno, I've made a hobby out of longing for his death. If it ever happens, maybe I'll take up macrame, or wine snobbery.

Please get back to me in February. I'm taking January off to try to Scotch tape my brain back together. NGL, if I were only 20 years younger, I'd be stalking the night in tights and a mask, bashing in ICE faces. But I'm old now, and I love bourbon and cookie dough. I still want to fight.

Yay, we're great again....??

Speaker of the Bathhouse.

I'll bet the stray cat felt pretty good about it, too.

I would take a relaxing bubble bath with every electrical item I could carry in with me.

Christ, put them out anyway. Take the goddamn gloves off before we all die!