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I mean, I guess he's not wrong. Technically...
Trump on his farm bailout: "This money would not be possible without tariffs ... because of tariffs, this is possible."
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh yeah, if there is one country on earth that I know is down with Western Values it's...
*checks notes*
...Saudi Arabia 😳
Rep. Moolenaar on Trump selling F-35s to Saudi Arabia: "I believe the president is bringing different countries into the coalition that would be more aligned with Western values and with respect for national security. I trust his team."
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
No, it sure fucking isn't Tommy!! 🤬
Tuberville on Trump's third term: "He might be able to go around the Constitution, but that's up to him."
October 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Stop threatening me with a good time
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
October 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We should all be looking like our 6'2", 235lbs Commander in Chief!
Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."
September 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"We're playing by the rules"

'Those aren't the rules'

"Well those rules suck. We're playing by our own rules"
McCLAIN: We're for the first time in a long time playing by the rules of the game

BLITZER: But the rules of the game are redistricting happens every 10 years after the census

McCLAIN: There's nothing that says we can't do it now. Trump is gonna fight for the Republican Party. That's his job.
August 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
July 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This could really hurt Donald Trump's re-election bid if it keeps up.
Harry Enten: "Inflation in my mind was what cost Joe Biden the presidency more than any other factor. It brought him down. But guess what? Donald Trump at this point, his net approval rating on inflation among independents -- it's actually worse than Biden's was a year ago! Minus 45 points!"
July 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Why didn't he send someone to TX to turn off the tap to all that water?? Could have saved lives.

I'm assuming each state has their own giant tap to turn the water off or on, right? Isn't that how water works?
Trump on the Texas floods: "It's terrible. The floods? It's shocking. They don't know the answer yet as to how many people, but it looks like some young people have died."
July 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This poll is of "people he sees in the mirror", right?
Trump: "There was a poll that just came out today. My approval rating is the highest it's ever been."
June 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's true. I quit my job of 16 years and am now buying eggs full time for work. I'm making hand over fist and even have eggs leftover to eat. Economists hate this one trick....
Trump: "Eggs have come down 400 percent. Everybody has eggs now. They have eggs for breakfast again."
June 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This has real "Ralph Wiggum telling a story" type vibes
May 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
He says "maybe it was AI". Like, he's not sure if it's a real photo? So he doesn't remember if he got dressed up like the pope for a picture or not? I think that's something you would remember, even if your brain was scrambled eggs like his.
FOX NEWS: Some Catholics were not so happy about the image of you looking like the Pope

TRUMP: You mean they can't take a joke? You don't mean the Catholics, you mean the fake news media. The Catholics loved it. I had nothing to do with it. Maybe it was AI.
May 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I really look forward to Jeremy Strong's performance as Miller in the biopic of this fantastic dismantling of the United States.
Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values for schools that want federal taxpayer funding ... we're gonna make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology."
May 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I just want to play some bangin' house music on a stage in front of a crowd for an hour or so. Is that too much to ask for? #housemusicallnughtlong #djthread #dj #housemusicdj #housemusic
March 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Furry friend Friday. Bella 2024
#furryfriendfriday
December 6, 2024 at 3:42 PM

My age is 40
#coachella
November 25, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Draining the swamp.....and filling it with shit.

It's still difficult to comprehend that so many people voted for this.
November 23, 2024 at 5:43 PM