It's the first clause that is required to be listed in every new Saints HC's contract

- Enters the year as nominee for US Ambassador
- Gets rug-pulled on said nomination because Rs feared losing a ruby red district
- Launches bid for governor that lasts all of 6 weeks
- Decides to not even run for reelection in her district, meaning her Ambassadorship dream died for nothing

It's been a rough 2025 for a lot of good people, but we can all at least laugh at Stefanik and the year she's had. Couldn't happen to a more deserving person

So he's a best man toast (seriously when did those things become full-on commencement speeches?)

DK: early and probably wrong

Getting run out of your own building by a team that hasn't won a game in over 2 months. Maybe there's another coach they can fire tomorrow?

Are people really holding up signs that say "Bigger Paychecks" while the senile old fool at the podium is telling them they need to make sacrifices for their economic well-being?