Thank you, coming from someone pulling a full shift of overtime in a Saturday morning.

You’re telling me people line up just to walk in a straight line. And other people stand around to watch those people walk in a straight line?

My plan is to release mocunentaries about each of my cats next year where I make up backstories for them and narrate each one like I’m Werner Herzog.

Such little understanding of both anti-racism and just cinema radiating off that dude.

A *Canadian* children’s book at that.

Don’t you know, the proper noun Gamer is synonymous with the proper noun Complainer.

He should’ve been persona non grata. Turned away at the door, with no offer of refund.

Especially when you tilt from one side to the other at least twice per scene.

He basically invented the genre with his weather report. Always innovating, that man. 😂

McDonalds showing they can read the room better than Coke can.

The thing is, the people who voted for him don’t believe this is actually happening. You can explain it to them, show them direct evidence. But they will accept their godhead’s words over what their eyes see and their ears hear. And honestly, religion is to blame.