It is claimed that Mary Richards can "Take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile."
Or so they say...

Odin promised to banish the Frost Giants.
Seen any Frost Giants around lately? Yeah, don't mess with the Norse...

I prefer to burn my bridges from both ends... as I stand in the middle.

I've been eagerly awaiting "Duel: The Musical" for many a year...

SEO vs. LEO?

I like how they put faux wood grain on microwaves, so they look just like they did back when they were actually made of wood...

Also, if you don't get a partridge in a pear tree, you may want to think whether they're really your "True Loce."

And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!”

the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys.

But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round—apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time;

"And for the fourth year in a row, our next inductee is, again, Kid Rock..."

And they'll get rid of the rainbow ribbon that holds the medal...