"If I Don't Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won"

Nate Silver in 2001:
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Thank you, this really gets at what's been bothering me about NS that I couldn't put into words. It seems like he's out of ideas (good ones at least) and needs to just keep cranking out slop to get paid.

@nytimes.com will be reporting this as: "Trump waxes eloquent about modern human migration patterns"
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

I loved it!

Really?!? I totally missed that

I effing love this, need to share with my infosec friends

You don't realize it

I'll vote in better people, given the option. So by all means, provide the option. But it's amazing to me how you refuse to recognize the reality that people are worse off under Trump.

I think it's worth repeating: all of those people you claim to care about are much worse now, under Trump, than they were under Biden.

Does that mean we're bringing back the quarto and the monograph?

Narrator's voice: they aren't