Luke
dluke87.bsky.social
Luke
@dluke87.bsky.social
And God said unto Abraham, Thou shalt target Luther Burden in 2026 drafts
Having come of age at the tail end of the Clinton days/first-term Dubya, it's just so surreal to continue to see people dismiss things that would have had either of those guys shot out of office on a rocket sled into the sun. Dismantling of access to journalism pacified the flock shockingly well
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Denny, Dennis... Dennald, whatever Denny's short for. You have a long-running Kliff apologism streak in you and it's time to just say what's really going on here: You like that he has a similar part in his hair to your own and seeing him on an NFL sideline kinda makes it feel like you're there too.
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Easily Henry and the 1st. He could easily outlast McCaffrey
January 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
You mean I could have Vidal *and* the next Jaylen Wright and Jack Bech? Where do I sign???
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Possibly because trading him would basically be an admission of failure by Chris Grier, which would have him being walked out by security shortly thereafter. Regardless, if/when Grier/McDaniel goes down you can bet your sweet ass Tyreek Hill will be on his way elsewhere.
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
There were signs
June 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
While the frog is vaguely aware that the water in the pot is getting rather hot, it comforts itself that certainly the water will cool off by 2028 and continues scrolling TikTok for funny lip sync fails
June 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This would be so true if up wasn't down and the dress was white and gold and not obviously blue and black when it comes to Trump's ability to be meaningfully harmed by his own gleeful, self-indulgence-as-a-platform idiocy. He is the political equivalent of a knuckleball coated in tusi
June 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The fantasy gods hunger... for fresh blood...
a white goat with horns is standing in a fenced in area eating grass .
ALT: a white goat with horns is standing in a fenced in area eating grass .
media.tenor.com
June 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I agree that Rodgers is a bad fit for an Arthur Smith offense; seemingly every QB outside of Ryan Tannehill is. But do we need to surrender to context a bit here? Does Rodgers even agreeing to sign not imply that it's now his show and Arthur Smith is a cardboard cutout? Hackett was just a puppet OC.
June 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM