DM Oran
@dm-oran.bsky.social
Dungeon Master, World Builder, Miniature Painter, Seat Saver, Bad Decision Enabler, Wife Prostrater
My Daughter: How old are you again?
Me: Old enough to remember a time when a song's chorus was also its title.
Me: Old enough to remember a time when a song's chorus was also its title.
December 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My Daughter: How old are you again?
Me: Old enough to remember a time when a song's chorus was also its title.
Me: Old enough to remember a time when a song's chorus was also its title.
This is kind of a long shot. But, at times, hope it's all we got. This is a call for help from Mr. @stephenking.bsky.social. During this holiday season, I beckon your kindness in my coming request. I have recently purchased a First Edition of IT for my wife. She is the quintessential fan of yours.
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is kind of a long shot. But, at times, hope it's all we got. This is a call for help from Mr. @stephenking.bsky.social. During this holiday season, I beckon your kindness in my coming request. I have recently purchased a First Edition of IT for my wife. She is the quintessential fan of yours.
Can we take a moment to address how charismatic Bill Clinton must be...?
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Can we take a moment to address how charismatic Bill Clinton must be...?
As a veteran of both OIF and OEF, i feel this must be said. If National Guard REMFs are given combat patches for their "policing" of American cities, then that is Stolen Valor.
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
As a veteran of both OIF and OEF, i feel this must be said. If National Guard REMFs are given combat patches for their "policing" of American cities, then that is Stolen Valor.
If there is a god, that mother fucker has the worst DM fatigue in documented history.
August 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If there is a god, that mother fucker has the worst DM fatigue in documented history.
Told my daughter that @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social will be making American Girl Doll shoes, and her response was, "My Courtney doll is going to have shoes made by your favorite Dungeon Master?" She then screamed in excitement and began making plans for future outfits.
Thanks for all you do, sir.
Thanks for all you do, sir.
July 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Told my daughter that @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social will be making American Girl Doll shoes, and her response was, "My Courtney doll is going to have shoes made by your favorite Dungeon Master?" She then screamed in excitement and began making plans for future outfits.
Thanks for all you do, sir.
Thanks for all you do, sir.
Never diminish your worth. Remember, even the ass of a rat holds some measurable worth.
June 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Never diminish your worth. Remember, even the ass of a rat holds some measurable worth.
River crossing for an upcoming session. The river's 120 wide, its current is 265 ft per round, and its surface is covered in killing clouds.
Wish them luck!
#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragons5e #ttrpg #dmlife
Wish them luck!
#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragons5e #ttrpg #dmlife
March 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
River crossing for an upcoming session. The river's 120 wide, its current is 265 ft per round, and its surface is covered in killing clouds.
Wish them luck!
#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragons5e #ttrpg #dmlife
Wish them luck!
#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragons5e #ttrpg #dmlife
The book burning scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade hits different in 2025.
March 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The book burning scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade hits different in 2025.
February 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Elon Musk is a 10 year old boy in the 90s who deletes crucial data files of the family computer so he can free up the space to install Doom.
#DOGE
#DOGE
February 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Elon Musk is a 10 year old boy in the 90s who deletes crucial data files of the family computer so he can free up the space to install Doom.
#DOGE
#DOGE
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It's Wednesday, my wizards
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February 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Ever wanted to play dnd but lacked the means? Maybe join my game, Tales of Corraxah, on @startplaying.bsky.social. It's a Grim Dark narrative inspired by my time in service.
Session 0 is Wednesday, February 26th at 5:30pm pst.
Who knows? Maybe it'll change your life...
Session 0 is Wednesday, February 26th at 5:30pm pst.
Who knows? Maybe it'll change your life...
February 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ever wanted to play dnd but lacked the means? Maybe join my game, Tales of Corraxah, on @startplaying.bsky.social. It's a Grim Dark narrative inspired by my time in service.
Session 0 is Wednesday, February 26th at 5:30pm pst.
Who knows? Maybe it'll change your life...
Session 0 is Wednesday, February 26th at 5:30pm pst.
Who knows? Maybe it'll change your life...
Me: Your 1st Character is who you imagine yourself to be. Your 2nd Character is who you believe other people perceive you to be. Your 3rd Character is who you actually are.
Them: isn't the 3rd Character you built the BBEG in your game?
Me:
Them: isn't the 3rd Character you built the BBEG in your game?
Me:
a cartoon character with a skull on his face
ALT: a cartoon character with a skull on his face
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February 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me: Your 1st Character is who you imagine yourself to be. Your 2nd Character is who you believe other people perceive you to be. Your 3rd Character is who you actually are.
Them: isn't the 3rd Character you built the BBEG in your game?
Me:
Them: isn't the 3rd Character you built the BBEG in your game?
Me:
Looking at the trajectory of this presidency waiting for the universe to whisper:
Matt Mercer Critical Role GIF
ALT: Matt Mercer Critical Role GIF
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Looking at the trajectory of this presidency waiting for the universe to whisper:
January 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
One can only pine for the gratification that their efforts echo into their players' lives while away from the table.
#dnd #dndmemes ##dungeonsanddragons #memes
#dnd #dndmemes ##dungeonsanddragons #memes
January 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
One can only pine for the gratification that their efforts echo into their players' lives while away from the table.
#dnd #dndmemes ##dungeonsanddragons #memes
#dnd #dndmemes ##dungeonsanddragons #memes
Here's the secret to running a perfect dnd session:
Take ownership of the fact that the people at the table are players in THEIR game, not YOUR story.
#freeadvice #dnd #dmadvice ##dungeonsanddragons
Take ownership of the fact that the people at the table are players in THEIR game, not YOUR story.
#freeadvice #dnd #dmadvice ##dungeonsanddragons
January 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Here's the secret to running a perfect dnd session:
Take ownership of the fact that the people at the table are players in THEIR game, not YOUR story.
#freeadvice #dnd #dmadvice ##dungeonsanddragons
Take ownership of the fact that the people at the table are players in THEIR game, not YOUR story.
#freeadvice #dnd #dmadvice ##dungeonsanddragons
I understand it's a game about fantasy, but maybe be more selective about what you determine is fantastical.
#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #memes #wotc #bonusaction
#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #memes #wotc #bonusaction
January 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I understand it's a game about fantasy, but maybe be more selective about what you determine is fantastical.
#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #memes #wotc #bonusaction
#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #memes #wotc #bonusaction
On a stormy Christmas Eve, Detective John McClain was awakened by a clatter. Haunted by the horrors he endured at Nakatomi Tower, he nervously surveyed his living room, his pistol at the ready.
It was there he saw the Intruder holding what looked to be a weapon.
He fired; killing the man dead.
It was there he saw the Intruder holding what looked to be a weapon.
He fired; killing the man dead.
December 1, 2024 at 3:27 PM
On a stormy Christmas Eve, Detective John McClain was awakened by a clatter. Haunted by the horrors he endured at Nakatomi Tower, he nervously surveyed his living room, his pistol at the ready.
It was there he saw the Intruder holding what looked to be a weapon.
He fired; killing the man dead.
It was there he saw the Intruder holding what looked to be a weapon.
He fired; killing the man dead.