OH he also used to work as a mental health professional.

Honestly a Sylvain fic waiting to happen.

The more I write about him the more he's an IRL Sylvain expy. But I won't be telling him that.

- Works in a management role for a terrible insane tech company which he's still at because 1) Pay is super good, 2) The gossip that comes out of it is wild, 3) Near an American-style dive bar that he frequents so regularly he's on 1st name terms with the staff
- Is actually a really good dad! 3/3

- Played college football (don't ask me which position, I know nout of American sports)
- Despite his jockish build & demeanour, is a HUGE nerd with a massive MtG and Warhammer collection, even a video game cabinet in his home!
- Can polish off a whole sushi boat to himself 2/?

You can indeed, friend. Other details about said friend:
- Classically handsome in that 'All-American' movie star way and regular gym goer (lifting), but has NOT looked after his body and now has a somewhat beached whale quality 1/?

Congrats! U deserve to eat k bbq now.

An American friend of mine worked at at Abercrombie & Fitch in the 2000s, when being topless was still the men's uniform. He's now a 40something with 2 kids, a corporate job, and a heavy drinking habit. Occasionally he'll ruefully bleat, "I used to be a stud!"

Makes me think of Sylvain every time

Take them on the food tour with you, that's a great test for a marriage

5k on match making...or 5k on world food tour...

Also are you still up for the 'donate-a-soap' idea?

2025 shouldn't smell so good! Honestly though sounds great. :3

What do The Horrors smell like?

Sylvain moustache moment - how does Felix react?