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Barnham
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Autistic & Dyslexic - Scifi & Fantasy Author - Archery, Gold Panning & Pokemon Cards
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Book of Ominiue - Mature first contact scifi & fantasy (First works: a bit cringey but I love it)
Skyship of Truskal - A Terry Pratchett ripoff fantasy
Please stop driving me nuts.
Sincerely, a tired author who needs reviews.
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
Pick this one, please:
The Skyship of Truskal
Come and journey with Telana, a rather tenacious and stubborn girl who decides she's gonna fly to the ends of the world and see what's over the edge ... if there is an edge that is.
www.smashwords.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
*I forgot to Alt Text: It's just me being self deprecating about my first book.
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
With print on demand services like Amazon and what not, the option is always there. I like that freedom of choice.

I wish they did that for movies and TV shows. I'd happily pay extra for my favourite shows in hard format currently not available like that.
December 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
He had to abandon his experiment early because he got sick and couldn't continue. But then insisted he'd have made it ... if circumstances were different (lol, ignoring he failed to see that's part of the problem, he'd still have failed to reach his goal by a long shot.)
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Reminds of this youtuber who decided to do an "experiment" to show anyone can become a millionaire, where he planned to spend 6 months going from owning nothing and living on the street to x-value. He started by hustling, (the moral start, lol) but still way short of his goal (or any liveable wage)
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Smashwords give away update * Aka this isn't how I thought it would go:
Starborn (Ominiue bk 1) aka not this book : 3
Lionman (Ominiue bk 2) aka also not this book : 5
The Skyship of Truskal, aka the one I want you to pick : 0
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
AND, for some weird reason, most people are picking up the second book from the ones they're not supposed* to pick up. Ignoring the first. You're gonna be confused as hell.

*not supposed to pick it up because it's cringy and bad. Lol.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yeap. Exact same predicament. I'm still annoyed my little siblings got the vaccine and I missed out. Just sitting here, seeing reports of people younger than the required age for a vaccine get shingles, and hoping against hope they lower the age.
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
HEY! I JUST POSTED THAT ONE TOO! (in a comment)

The world needs more heating engineer rouge heroes in it for the action, not the paper work.
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM