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David

@dmbee94.bsky.social

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Will try to be witty, talk about book, running and musings of life. Will inevitably get distracted by the naked men that pop up x

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · Jul 5

Today’s outfit is sponsored by gay

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 1h

Reptar x

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 2h

So cold in my work accommodation I had to use my towel as a back up blanket :(

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 10h

40 minutes for an episode of anything is the limit x

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 1d

Worried that there currently aren’t enough Podcasts x

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 1d

Accidentally posted fake news.

Turns out this is not the case and it’s still the Wild West out there.

In the meantime, my apology is coming x

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 1d

Oh for fucks sake!!!

Okay well it’s true for Sainsbury’s and m&s!!

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 1d

I have to buy ibuprofen in bulk at the moment so go to different shops and this is the only logic I can see x

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 1d

Tell all your friends!!

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 1d

It took me 31.5 years to finally figure out the side with the branding is the side that DOESN’T have that stupid leaflet no one reads.

Feel a new found sense of freedom

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 2d

I stepped on the scales today and I am the lightest I have been in 7 years.

Please, someone catch me before I float away x

a cartoon character is riding a bike down a street

ALT: a cartoon character is riding a bike down a street

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 2d

Update: I had a Pepsi max and feel much better x

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 2d

In the mood to tell everyone at work to fuck off today x

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 2d

In the mood to tell everyone at work to fuck off today x

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 2d

Knickers at half mast today everyone, for Jilly Cooper x

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 3d

Good x

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 3d

Strictly Come Dancing: First celebrity eliminated

Two couples squared off against each other on Sunday night, leading to one pair departing the show.

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 3d

The salted caramel flipz give me a semi. So delicious!

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 3d

Catching up on Strictly and Tom Skinner dancing with his tongue out is my new sleep paralysis demon

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 3d

Oh good, it’s starting

Daniel @deargodwhatnow.bsky.social · 3d

Have to say, this is quite weird