D'metri Kepi
@dmetrikepi.bsky.social
I stopped January 6th and I made a very short book about it:
I Stopped January 6th, and I think I might regret it? https://a.co/d/ekLk5fL
You should read it, you should know what actually happened and all the implications that flow from it.
I Stopped January 6th, and I think I might regret it? https://a.co/d/ekLk5fL
You should read it, you should know what actually happened and all the implications that flow from it.
Steve Bannon is a Nazi Wizard who's manipulated millions of Evangelicals to participate in occult ceremonies without their knowledge or consent. Who cares what he thinks? He's shit and the ghost of his mother is spending eternity trying to schedule that abortion.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Steve Bannon is a Nazi Wizard who's manipulated millions of Evangelicals to participate in occult ceremonies without their knowledge or consent. Who cares what he thinks? He's shit and the ghost of his mother is spending eternity trying to schedule that abortion.
Trump could be defined by both his aggression and his inability to manifest anything close to accomplishment. Slam that in a dude with a disappointing and misshapen dick and slap a vagina right in the middle of his neck, and that's Trump. Just a walking, talking abortion with poor bowel control.
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Trump could be defined by both his aggression and his inability to manifest anything close to accomplishment. Slam that in a dude with a disappointing and misshapen dick and slap a vagina right in the middle of his neck, and that's Trump. Just a walking, talking abortion with poor bowel control.
Is it "wait 6 weeks for the old fuck to catch the last blood clot?" because that's not the level of disaster indicated in the headline. Everything Trump has done is poorly done and immediately reversible. Nothing he's done is built to last, it's all made to make a small man feel significant.
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is it "wait 6 weeks for the old fuck to catch the last blood clot?" because that's not the level of disaster indicated in the headline. Everything Trump has done is poorly done and immediately reversible. Nothing he's done is built to last, it's all made to make a small man feel significant.
He's trying to go away because he knows that soon he will be faced with real American Justice and so hiding in North Korea sounds exactly like the sort of thing a dumb traitor bitch with the limpest dick the world's ever seen would love to do.
October 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
He's trying to go away because he knows that soon he will be faced with real American Justice and so hiding in North Korea sounds exactly like the sort of thing a dumb traitor bitch with the limpest dick the world's ever seen would love to do.
Also he's got a tiny, misshapen penis of anyone's interested. They're not, but you know it anyway.
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Also he's got a tiny, misshapen penis of anyone's interested. They're not, but you know it anyway.
But he can't so quit asking about it. This is the second term he never should have gotten, quit engaging this limp dick.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
But he can't so quit asking about it. This is the second term he never should have gotten, quit engaging this limp dick.
Okay, but are we drawing closer to a release of the Epstein files so we can get rid of our traitorous, child molesting old cunt? Nobody wants to see his stupid neck vagina anymore.
October 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Okay, but are we drawing closer to a release of the Epstein files so we can get rid of our traitorous, child molesting old cunt? Nobody wants to see his stupid neck vagina anymore.
Release the fucking Epstein files because we never want to hear about this stupid family ever again.
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Release the fucking Epstein files because we never want to hear about this stupid family ever again.
Can y'all goal him into sealing himself into 55 gallon drum of his own shit, please?
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Can y'all goal him into sealing himself into 55 gallon drum of his own shit, please?
Nobody, because nobody asked for this AI BS, nobody likes it, but for some reason a bunch of investors poured countless dollars into developing unwanted tech and now these companies water going to force it on us because they know we'd never buy it.
October 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Nobody, because nobody asked for this AI BS, nobody likes it, but for some reason a bunch of investors poured countless dollars into developing unwanted tech and now these companies water going to force it on us because they know we'd never buy it.
I think a better headline would be "MAGAts suck shit at embodying Christian principals or anything that anyone else would consider a desirable quality, which is why nobody's likes them."
October 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I think a better headline would be "MAGAts suck shit at embodying Christian principals or anything that anyone else would consider a desirable quality, which is why nobody's likes them."
We're more concerned with Trump's unlikely friendships with underaged girls and would like a full release of the Epstein files.
October 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We're more concerned with Trump's unlikely friendships with underaged girls and would like a full release of the Epstein files.
It doesn't matter what Trump wants to call it, we'll always call it the Epstein ballroom.
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It doesn't matter what Trump wants to call it, we'll always call it the Epstein ballroom.
We need a new law that if you lose, you're done forever. This repeating chain of BS is so freaking pointless.
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
We need a new law that if you lose, you're done forever. This repeating chain of BS is so freaking pointless.
She's absolutely right, the best part of love is never seeing Donald Trump or his disappointing penis.
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
She's absolutely right, the best part of love is never seeing Donald Trump or his disappointing penis.
If he didn't literally hit him, it's not enough.
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If he didn't literally hit him, it's not enough.
Alright, alright, ya got me... Baseball is important, so you get this one. But after this, Epstein files, chop, chop.
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Alright, alright, ya got me... Baseball is important, so you get this one. But after this, Epstein files, chop, chop.
Why'd you leave it the part about all the dogs he's fucked since his wife left him for enphazima Elon?
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Why'd you leave it the part about all the dogs he's fucked since his wife left him for enphazima Elon?
Everyone's sick of filling out pointless forms, is it surprising?
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Everyone's sick of filling out pointless forms, is it surprising?
It's a psychotic break for Republican dipshits who know consequences are coming but don't want to face them, that's how.
October 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It's a psychotic break for Republican dipshits who know consequences are coming but don't want to face them, that's how.
Is it following Jim Cramer's advice, because I seem to remember a time where people following his advice got slammed with disaster, but the fucker kept going.
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is it following Jim Cramer's advice, because I seem to remember a time where people following his advice got slammed with disaster, but the fucker kept going.
Dying old fuckers sitting around can't even remember what the fuck they were trying to cover up in the first place. Just old shits riddled with straight up Nazi propaganda upset and not even knowing why the fuck they're upset anymore. Fuck 'em.
October 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Dying old fuckers sitting around can't even remember what the fuck they were trying to cover up in the first place. Just old shits riddled with straight up Nazi propaganda upset and not even knowing why the fuck they're upset anymore. Fuck 'em.
Next protest should be "no limp dicks" and see how they respond.
October 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Next protest should be "no limp dicks" and see how they respond.
There should be a law that people understand what the fuck they're talking about before trying to boost it. That man is in his 80's and his level of experience is probably less than everyone else in the country. Like Jesus fucking Christ can we normalize "I don't know," again? Fuck.
October 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
There should be a law that people understand what the fuck they're talking about before trying to boost it. That man is in his 80's and his level of experience is probably less than everyone else in the country. Like Jesus fucking Christ can we normalize "I don't know," again? Fuck.