@dmick.bsky.social
Hey Margie, you are *never* getting any kind thoughts, sympathy, or even urine if you're on fire. Not from me. Just go away.
December 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hey Margie, you are *never* getting any kind thoughts, sympathy, or even urine if you're on fire. Not from me. Just go away.
Also: I will *heavily* contribute to the fund to tear it back down.
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Also: I will *heavily* contribute to the fund to tear it back down.
was it to try to get handjobs from 18-year-olds? Because I coulda told him it wouldn't work
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
was it to try to get handjobs from 18-year-olds? Because I coulda told him it wouldn't work
I absolutely cannot fathom how anyone even *can*, much less wants to
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I absolutely cannot fathom how anyone even *can*, much less wants to
he's not shaking hand in that picture, Karoline
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
he's not shaking hand in that picture, Karoline
That motherfucker.
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
That motherfucker.
hahahaha Coultergeist is awesome
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
hahahaha Coultergeist is awesome
I mean, pure shit is still shit
December 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I mean, pure shit is still shit
I really don't almost have to respect that
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I really don't almost have to respect that
JESUS CHRIST MARIE, I WAS JUST ASKING WHO BROUGHT THE PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
JESUS CHRIST MARIE, I WAS JUST ASKING WHO BROUGHT THE PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE
I bet you also have a HUUUUMAN stomach!
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I bet you also have a HUUUUMAN stomach!
this motherfucker
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
this motherfucker
It's possible, but the point is it looks like the restaurant's website with their pickup prices, and it's not. That sucks.
sometimes even the phone doesn't go directly to the restaurant, I'm told.
sometimes even the phone doesn't go directly to the restaurant, I'm told.
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's possible, but the point is it looks like the restaurant's website with their pickup prices, and it's not. That sucks.
sometimes even the phone doesn't go directly to the restaurant, I'm told.
sometimes even the phone doesn't go directly to the restaurant, I'm told.
I was blissfully unaware of the keyword "nuzzi" until you posted. thanks a lot. :D
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I was blissfully unaware of the keyword "nuzzi" until you posted. thanks a lot. :D
"The Show more"? What the fuck does that mean?
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"The Show more"? What the fuck does that mean?
I'll bet the number of people that somehow have items but not cash that are also in a position to donate is *way* less than 1%
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'll bet the number of people that somehow have items but not cash that are also in a position to donate is *way* less than 1%
Homeless Joe: "Oh, thanks for the can opener. WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING TO PUT THAT, MY ONE POCKET IS ALREADY FULL WITH ALL THE OTHER SHIT I DON'T HAVE A DRAWER TO HOLD"
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Homeless Joe: "Oh, thanks for the can opener. WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING TO PUT THAT, MY ONE POCKET IS ALREADY FULL WITH ALL THE OTHER SHIT I DON'T HAVE A DRAWER TO HOLD"
even better, they take over the restaurant's website to make it appear as if it's the restaurant pricing...but it's after their markup. No indication that it's DD or whoever.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
even better, they take over the restaurant's website to make it appear as if it's the restaurant pricing...but it's after their markup. No indication that it's DD or whoever.
Reposted
Senaties need to remove @schumer.senate.gov as Senate Minority Leader. He sold us out AGAIN and is willfully complicit with Trump's fascist takeover.
We, the people, are fucking DONE with that feckless bastard and every Democrat who won't fight tooth and nail 24/7/365.
Enough. Get rid of him now
We, the people, are fucking DONE with that feckless bastard and every Democrat who won't fight tooth and nail 24/7/365.
Enough. Get rid of him now
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Senaties need to remove @schumer.senate.gov as Senate Minority Leader. He sold us out AGAIN and is willfully complicit with Trump's fascist takeover.
We, the people, are fucking DONE with that feckless bastard and every Democrat who won't fight tooth and nail 24/7/365.
Enough. Get rid of him now
We, the people, are fucking DONE with that feckless bastard and every Democrat who won't fight tooth and nail 24/7/365.
Enough. Get rid of him now
Terrific, Patton, as always, but, I'm super-mystified at how there can possibly be such a sign anywhere. My best guess is that they're talking about the little packets of gravy 'mix' that you rehydrate yourself, but: how in the FUCK can there be an entire *AISLE* of them
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Terrific, Patton, as always, but, I'm super-mystified at how there can possibly be such a sign anywhere. My best guess is that they're talking about the little packets of gravy 'mix' that you rehydrate yourself, but: how in the FUCK can there be an entire *AISLE* of them
sure, but, so does everything these days
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
sure, but, so does everything these days
from your lips to God's ears. Enforcement is the constant worry. *Still* no one is stopping this ICE bullshit.
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
from your lips to God's ears. Enforcement is the constant worry. *Still* no one is stopping this ICE bullshit.
Fuck the NY Times and its editorial board
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Fuck the NY Times and its editorial board
I mean soon "an AI tell" will mean "understandable communication" the way it's going
October 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I mean soon "an AI tell" will mean "understandable communication" the way it's going