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Fond of the unusual, no patience for stupid. Dirt lawyer. Former Senior Warden of @epichurch. Proud Houstonian
Shaw was in back throwing rolls of paper towels
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Shaw was in back throwing rolls of paper towels
The House very may well impeach, but the Senate will never convict. Still, I understand why Johnson doesn’t want his Dear Leader distracted from his mission to complete the WH ballroom.
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The House very may well impeach, but the Senate will never convict. Still, I understand why Johnson doesn’t want his Dear Leader distracted from his mission to complete the WH ballroom.
RIP TUTS Underground
December 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
RIP TUTS Underground
Early George Carlin is the GOAT. Late George Carlin is an unwatchable screed.
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Early George Carlin is the GOAT. Late George Carlin is an unwatchable screed.
So Theranos has branched out into financial products? #hilarityensues
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
So Theranos has branched out into financial products? #hilarityensues
Introduce yourself with five (or six) concerts you've seen:
REM - Reconstruction Tour (1985)
Dizzy Gillespie (1989)
The Tubes, with Utopia (1985)
Prince (2007)
Ornette Coleman and Pat Metheny - Song X Tour (1986)
Bonus content: Barenaked Ladies - New Years Eve (1997)
REM - Reconstruction Tour (1985)
Dizzy Gillespie (1989)
The Tubes, with Utopia (1985)
Prince (2007)
Ornette Coleman and Pat Metheny - Song X Tour (1986)
Bonus content: Barenaked Ladies - New Years Eve (1997)
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Introduce yourself with five (or six) concerts you've seen:
REM - Reconstruction Tour (1985)
Dizzy Gillespie (1989)
The Tubes, with Utopia (1985)
Prince (2007)
Ornette Coleman and Pat Metheny - Song X Tour (1986)
Bonus content: Barenaked Ladies - New Years Eve (1997)
REM - Reconstruction Tour (1985)
Dizzy Gillespie (1989)
The Tubes, with Utopia (1985)
Prince (2007)
Ornette Coleman and Pat Metheny - Song X Tour (1986)
Bonus content: Barenaked Ladies - New Years Eve (1997)
and little to no wind!
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
and little to no wind!
Did you see which justice issued the order?
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Did you see which justice issued the order?
Frank Deford once said rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for General Motors. Today he’d say rooting for the Dodgers is like rooting for Goldman Sachs.
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Frank Deford once said rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for General Motors. Today he’d say rooting for the Dodgers is like rooting for Goldman Sachs.
Credit card processing fees? ACH transfers are basically free.
October 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Credit card processing fees? ACH transfers are basically free.
I hear she was just added to the lineup at the next CPAC
October 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I hear she was just added to the lineup at the next CPAC
Congratulations on the series win - please make quick work of the Dodgers
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Congratulations on the series win - please make quick work of the Dodgers
Especially since we know at the atomic level you never actually touch the bag anyway?
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Especially since we know at the atomic level you never actually touch the bag anyway?
As a lifelong resident of "flyover country" it always amuses me when east coast folks learn that they can fly 2+ hours straight west and still be on ET.
September 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
As a lifelong resident of "flyover country" it always amuses me when east coast folks learn that they can fly 2+ hours straight west and still be on ET.
Once a Viking always a Viking
September 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Once a Viking always a Viking
I wish you had never mentioned Boog's "foul tip into the mitt" nonsense - I never noticed it before and now it grates me EVERY SINGLE TIME!
September 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I wish you had never mentioned Boog's "foul tip into the mitt" nonsense - I never noticed it before and now it grates me EVERY SINGLE TIME!
4 USC Sec, 8(j) "No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume...."
September 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
4 USC Sec, 8(j) "No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume...."
Reality show pitch: Alan Dershowitz vs Rudy Giuliani moot court challenge. Judge Judy presiding.
August 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Reality show pitch: Alan Dershowitz vs Rudy Giuliani moot court challenge. Judge Judy presiding.
Is this not a natural extension of “sue and settle”?
August 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Is this not a natural extension of “sue and settle”?
Great - our Senate race is between a Ken Paxton that can keep his dick in his pants and one that can’t…
August 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Great - our Senate race is between a Ken Paxton that can keep his dick in his pants and one that can’t…