Roy Batty’s Dove Wrangler
@dmslattery.bsky.social
One day I awoke to find Twitter transformed into an enormous, repulsive hellsite of right-wing propaganda.
I assume even the back judge threw his flag on that
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I assume even the back judge threw his flag on that
Yeah, no complaints about the refs and with you on the mootness.
January 18, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Yeah, no complaints about the refs and with you on the mootness.
Allen’s brain fart at the end of the first half was sufficient justification.
January 18, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Allen’s brain fart at the end of the first half was sufficient justification.
If Allen doesn’t brain fart at the end of the first half there’s no overtime.
January 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
If Allen doesn’t brain fart at the end of the first half there’s no overtime.
Dull, damaged children, every last one of them.
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Dull, damaged children, every last one of them.
Thought that was Seth McFarlane
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Thought that was Seth McFarlane
This is a CONFERENCE! It is not a game of CRICKET!
January 17, 2026 at 4:01 PM
This is a CONFERENCE! It is not a game of CRICKET!
Pan Perduuuuuuuuski!
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Pan Perduuuuuuuuski!
But have we ever seen a small child next to him? I assume he’s terrified of them, plus little kids tend to be the focus of attention so…
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
But have we ever seen a small child next to him? I assume he’s terrified of them, plus little kids tend to be the focus of attention so…
As an old person I remember Eric Sevareid delivering his commentary at a desk whose front was inscribed in cunning runes spelling ‘GERITOL’
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
As an old person I remember Eric Sevareid delivering his commentary at a desk whose front was inscribed in cunning runes spelling ‘GERITOL’
Replace “along with” with “because of”
January 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Replace “along with” with “because of”
Judas Seminarian
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Judas Seminarian
I *sort of* get what he’s after - words have meaning, we need to be careful - but his pedantry combined with his condescending gatekeeping tone is not a good look. I engaged him once; he slapped me down and his acolytes piled on. Got sneered at for my # of followers; wtf.
January 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I *sort of* get what he’s after - words have meaning, we need to be careful - but his pedantry combined with his condescending gatekeeping tone is not a good look. I engaged him once; he slapped me down and his acolytes piled on. Got sneered at for my # of followers; wtf.
What kind of words would you expect weasels to use?
January 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
What kind of words would you expect weasels to use?
Don’t forget The Bishop!
a blurred image of a residential street with houses and bushes
Alt: The Bishop is on the scene, if a bit too late
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Don’t forget The Bishop!
What was the “present crisis”?
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
What was the “present crisis”?
I guess he must have been really excited to finish it. I’ll show myself out
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I guess he must have been really excited to finish it. I’ll show myself out
OTOH he’ll make the rest of them look sane and competent…
January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
OTOH he’ll make the rest of them look sane and competent…
“I’ve suffered enough, I went to Llandudno in the off season”*
*Full disclosure: wife and I went there in Sept ‘24 and it was great (and not just the Orme)
*Full disclosure: wife and I went there in Sept ‘24 and it was great (and not just the Orme)
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
“I’ve suffered enough, I went to Llandudno in the off season”*
*Full disclosure: wife and I went there in Sept ‘24 and it was great (and not just the Orme)
*Full disclosure: wife and I went there in Sept ‘24 and it was great (and not just the Orme)
In retrospect this should have been the free space on the 2026 bingo card
January 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
In retrospect this should have been the free space on the 2026 bingo card
Can’t wait to see the French design
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Can’t wait to see the French design
Best part of that was it was right after Collinsworth’s tongue bath touting Rodger’s’ “master class” approach
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Best part of that was it was right after Collinsworth’s tongue bath touting Rodger’s’ “master class” approach
Does Congestion Pricing Apply to Refugees Fleeing Mamdani’s Regime? It’s Complicated.
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Does Congestion Pricing Apply to Refugees Fleeing Mamdani’s Regime? It’s Complicated.
I don’t think it’s laziness so much as “we don’t need a reason and what are you gonna do about it anyway”
January 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I don’t think it’s laziness so much as “we don’t need a reason and what are you gonna do about it anyway”