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dmuma.bsky.social
David
@dmuma.bsky.social
#podcast with friends at @glitterjaw.bsky.social about TV 📺 horror 👻 Mario 🍄 and moms 👩
42 🏳️‍🌈 queer/ace/side/kinky, he/him
#wrestling #gamedev #art #dadjokes and internet weirdo
Valencia, Spain 🇪🇸
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More: https://linktr.ee/dmuma
I don't think today's a good day to be arrested by frogs.
February 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I mean, I think the furthest I ever went was 3 hours and that helped me build some boundaries. But 90 minutes? Seems like a breeze. Pop on a podcast. Have fun. Grab a snack on the way back.
February 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
When I lived in Texas, this felt like a very reasonable distance?
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
That I opened for Bowling for Soup is one of my two truths and a lie during that nauseating icebreaker.
February 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I would crowd source the suggestions and then curate a multimedia experience complete with the lights (slides) and sounds (a duck quack every time I advance a slide)
February 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I will do whatever it takes to make this happen
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Close enough
February 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Freaks (deragatory)
February 16, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Fun fact! If I don't make a version of this joke once every winter, I blink out of existence!

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Hey word nerds: is portmanteau a portmanteau of other words? Like did it start with Natalie Portman smooshing words together in a chateau or what?
February 16, 2026 at 10:22 AM