these mushrooms are kicking my ass man I don't need this
October 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
these mushrooms are kicking my ass man I don't need this
him: I'll send you my focaccia recipe
Me:
Me:
September 2, 2025 at 7:12 AM
him: I'll send you my focaccia recipe
Me:
Me:
yoooo they're selling pocket pussy's at melbourne airport
August 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
yoooo they're selling pocket pussy's at melbourne airport
if the witch who cursed me for the month of august is reading this please contact me. I just want to talk
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
if the witch who cursed me for the month of august is reading this please contact me. I just want to talk
show me on the screenshot where I'm accusing you of being anything, extra marks if you can identify what I'm projecting
August 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
show me on the screenshot where I'm accusing you of being anything, extra marks if you can identify what I'm projecting
just posting some halloween costume inspo (HMU if you can sew and give me pointers)
August 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
just posting some halloween costume inspo (HMU if you can sew and give me pointers)
I spent all day vomiting all over the living room (including the couch and my bed) and all I got was $300 trip to the after hours emergency vet and a towel over a cushion to sleep on
July 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I spent all day vomiting all over the living room (including the couch and my bed) and all I got was $300 trip to the after hours emergency vet and a towel over a cushion to sleep on
absolutely porked a job interview today so I made some choc chip biscuits about it
July 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
absolutely porked a job interview today so I made some choc chip biscuits about it
they're back! and they've rebranded
July 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
they're back! and they've rebranded
ok who's buying me the $400 elden ring board game?
July 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
ok who's buying me the $400 elden ring board game?
me telling him he's absolutely right and he should give it a go
July 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
me telling him he's absolutely right and he should give it a go
coked up straight guy at the club last night waxing lyrical about how much easier life would be if he was attracted to men
July 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
coked up straight guy at the club last night waxing lyrical about how much easier life would be if he was attracted to men
ah shit look at the time sorry fellas gotta get home to the missus
July 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
ah shit look at the time sorry fellas gotta get home to the missus
