Dr. Donald J Netolitzky, PhD, LLM, KC (retired)
@dnetolitzky.bsky.social
An Arcanaloth masquerading as a Microbiologist masquerading as a Lawyer. For now.
Hey! You underemployed bums! Getcher ass to Australia and join the Common Law Sheriffs! You'll get a cool purple shirt!
commonlawsheriffs.au/become-a-com...
Policy Enforcement Officers are NOT welcome!
commonlawsheriffs.au/become-a-com...
Policy Enforcement Officers are NOT welcome!
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Hey! You underemployed bums! Getcher ass to Australia and join the Common Law Sheriffs! You'll get a cool purple shirt!
commonlawsheriffs.au/become-a-com...
Policy Enforcement Officers are NOT welcome!
commonlawsheriffs.au/become-a-com...
Policy Enforcement Officers are NOT welcome!
The Australian Law Journal in September published an issue entirely focused on pseudolaw. There's good stuff here - but warning, everything is paywalled at the moment.
If you have academic/professional access, I recommend taking a look.
Here's a link: search.informit.org/toc/auslawjo...
If you have academic/professional access, I recommend taking a look.
Here's a link: search.informit.org/toc/auslawjo...
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The Australian Law Journal in September published an issue entirely focused on pseudolaw. There's good stuff here - but warning, everything is paywalled at the moment.
If you have academic/professional access, I recommend taking a look.
Here's a link: search.informit.org/toc/auslawjo...
If you have academic/professional access, I recommend taking a look.
Here's a link: search.informit.org/toc/auslawjo...
Sigh. I am attempting to work up another research project. And I want to properly explain why an Ontario lawyer cited the "Eye of Isis Treaty" as a binding Canadian legal authority.
Attached is the most coherent description I've located for the document.
F'ing Enki.
(Not judicial review, tho!)
Attached is the most coherent description I've located for the document.
F'ing Enki.
(Not judicial review, tho!)
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sigh. I am attempting to work up another research project. And I want to properly explain why an Ontario lawyer cited the "Eye of Isis Treaty" as a binding Canadian legal authority.
Attached is the most coherent description I've located for the document.
F'ing Enki.
(Not judicial review, tho!)
Attached is the most coherent description I've located for the document.
F'ing Enki.
(Not judicial review, tho!)
Toronto homeowner attempts to get a free house via pseudolaw goofery. Loses, of course, but the Manulife Bank exhibits the True Christmas Spirit!
Writeup here: www.reddit.com/r/amibeingde...
(Content Warning - Christmas spirit for a bank isn't that spiritish-ey.)
Writeup here: www.reddit.com/r/amibeingde...
(Content Warning - Christmas spirit for a bank isn't that spiritish-ey.)
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December 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Toronto homeowner attempts to get a free house via pseudolaw goofery. Loses, of course, but the Manulife Bank exhibits the True Christmas Spirit!
Writeup here: www.reddit.com/r/amibeingde...
(Content Warning - Christmas spirit for a bank isn't that spiritish-ey.)
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(Content Warning - Christmas spirit for a bank isn't that spiritish-ey.)
Wonderfully strange cargo cult/Ponzi scheme from the depths of Bougainville, ensnaring Sovereigns and other weirdos worldwide.
www.occrp.org/en/feature/m...
Once again, the temptation for Lawful Money (not that filthy fiat currency) tempts the faithful!
Need to find a way to cite this...
www.occrp.org/en/feature/m...
Once again, the temptation for Lawful Money (not that filthy fiat currency) tempts the faithful!
Need to find a way to cite this...
Meet the South Pacific Ponzi King With a Bogus Bank — and a Global Fan Club
Fugitive Ponzi schemer Noah Musingku reigns over an armed “cargo cult” deep in the interior of one of the world’s most isolated islands. OCCRP went to investigate how he had attracted an international...
www.occrp.org
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Wonderfully strange cargo cult/Ponzi scheme from the depths of Bougainville, ensnaring Sovereigns and other weirdos worldwide.
www.occrp.org/en/feature/m...
Once again, the temptation for Lawful Money (not that filthy fiat currency) tempts the faithful!
Need to find a way to cite this...
www.occrp.org/en/feature/m...
Once again, the temptation for Lawful Money (not that filthy fiat currency) tempts the faithful!
Need to find a way to cite this...
I know, I know.
I shouldn't react this way.
But when I heard the suspects in the California New Years Eve bomb plot are "The Turtle Island Liberation Front", I just couldn't stop my fiendish cackling.
Wonder if they'll deploy pseudolaw.
I shouldn't react this way.
But when I heard the suspects in the California New Years Eve bomb plot are "The Turtle Island Liberation Front", I just couldn't stop my fiendish cackling.
Wonder if they'll deploy pseudolaw.
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I know, I know.
I shouldn't react this way.
But when I heard the suspects in the California New Years Eve bomb plot are "The Turtle Island Liberation Front", I just couldn't stop my fiendish cackling.
Wonder if they'll deploy pseudolaw.
I shouldn't react this way.
But when I heard the suspects in the California New Years Eve bomb plot are "The Turtle Island Liberation Front", I just couldn't stop my fiendish cackling.
Wonder if they'll deploy pseudolaw.
In a "Mr. Big" investigation police go undercover and pretend to operate a criminal organization to elicit confessions from a suspect.
These are always colourful, but I've never seen one where the suspect was a Moorish Law adherent. Whattya do as a cop?
Play along!
R v Brown - canlii.ca/t/j494p
These are always colourful, but I've never seen one where the suspect was a Moorish Law adherent. Whattya do as a cop?
Play along!
R v Brown - canlii.ca/t/j494p
canlii.ca
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
In a "Mr. Big" investigation police go undercover and pretend to operate a criminal organization to elicit confessions from a suspect.
These are always colourful, but I've never seen one where the suspect was a Moorish Law adherent. Whattya do as a cop?
Play along!
R v Brown - canlii.ca/t/j494p
These are always colourful, but I've never seen one where the suspect was a Moorish Law adherent. Whattya do as a cop?
Play along!
R v Brown - canlii.ca/t/j494p
So somebody thought it would be a great idea to celebrate the Supreme Court of Canada with an Unreal Engine 3D mopping "adventure" set in the Supreme Court of Canada building.
No. I'm not joking.
My response? Dual wield needlers, Lets F'ing GO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eD1...
No. I'm not joking.
My response? Dual wield needlers, Lets F'ing GO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eD1...
Supreme Court Experience
YouTube video by Jurivision
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December 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
So somebody thought it would be a great idea to celebrate the Supreme Court of Canada with an Unreal Engine 3D mopping "adventure" set in the Supreme Court of Canada building.
No. I'm not joking.
My response? Dual wield needlers, Lets F'ing GO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eD1...
No. I'm not joking.
My response? Dual wield needlers, Lets F'ing GO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eD1...
This one made me laugh out loud.
Appeal to the SCC rejected. Appeal grounds appear to be that that the ABCA judge was biased because of favouritism to the ABKB judge.
Judges are buds to judges. So no appellant can ever get a fair hearing due to judicial bias.
SCC: Nope. (Surprised?)
Appeal to the SCC rejected. Appeal grounds appear to be that that the ABCA judge was biased because of favouritism to the ABKB judge.
Judges are buds to judges. So no appellant can ever get a fair hearing due to judicial bias.
SCC: Nope. (Surprised?)
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This one made me laugh out loud.
Appeal to the SCC rejected. Appeal grounds appear to be that that the ABCA judge was biased because of favouritism to the ABKB judge.
Judges are buds to judges. So no appellant can ever get a fair hearing due to judicial bias.
SCC: Nope. (Surprised?)
Appeal to the SCC rejected. Appeal grounds appear to be that that the ABCA judge was biased because of favouritism to the ABKB judge.
Judges are buds to judges. So no appellant can ever get a fair hearing due to judicial bias.
SCC: Nope. (Surprised?)
Brief piece by Prof. Joe McIntyre on the growing impact of pseudolaw on courts & staff & how pseudolaw represents a shift in social participation in Australian courts:
bulletin.lawsocietysa.asn.au/Bulletin/Bul...
Maybe he's optimistic on his last hopeful observations?
Personally, I avoid courts.
bulletin.lawsocietysa.asn.au/Bulletin/Bul...
Maybe he's optimistic on his last hopeful observations?
Personally, I avoid courts.
Pseudolaw as a Gateway Drug: Violence, Intimidation and Access to Justice
Dr Joe McIntyre takes a deep dive into the murky world of pseudolaw. While pseudolaw’s increased popularity is deeply concerning, it also invites us to reflect on the relationship between the legal sy...
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December 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Brief piece by Prof. Joe McIntyre on the growing impact of pseudolaw on courts & staff & how pseudolaw represents a shift in social participation in Australian courts:
bulletin.lawsocietysa.asn.au/Bulletin/Bul...
Maybe he's optimistic on his last hopeful observations?
Personally, I avoid courts.
bulletin.lawsocietysa.asn.au/Bulletin/Bul...
Maybe he's optimistic on his last hopeful observations?
Personally, I avoid courts.
Here's an interesting judgment. Combines COVID period antics, the dismal consequences of those, lawyer screwups, and stern judicial warnings, all round: Royal Bank of Canada v Skelly, 2025 ONSC 6622.
Detailed commentary here:
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December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Here's an interesting judgment. Combines COVID period antics, the dismal consequences of those, lawyer screwups, and stern judicial warnings, all round: Royal Bank of Canada v Skelly, 2025 ONSC 6622.
Detailed commentary here:
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Detailed commentary here:
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Full judgment is here:
Community Trust Company v Peart-Williams, 2025 ONSC 6753 (canlii.ca/t/kgt7c)
I'm not going to attempt to digest this. Just enjoy all the chewy, bloody goodness. Kudos to Justice Dennison for a clinical, merciless, methodical dissection.
Community Trust Company v Peart-Williams, 2025 ONSC 6753 (canlii.ca/t/kgt7c)
I'm not going to attempt to digest this. Just enjoy all the chewy, bloody goodness. Kudos to Justice Dennison for a clinical, merciless, methodical dissection.
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Full judgment is here:
Community Trust Company v Peart-Williams, 2025 ONSC 6753 (canlii.ca/t/kgt7c)
I'm not going to attempt to digest this. Just enjoy all the chewy, bloody goodness. Kudos to Justice Dennison for a clinical, merciless, methodical dissection.
Community Trust Company v Peart-Williams, 2025 ONSC 6753 (canlii.ca/t/kgt7c)
I'm not going to attempt to digest this. Just enjoy all the chewy, bloody goodness. Kudos to Justice Dennison for a clinical, merciless, methodical dissection.
Did a CanLII search for "law of ma'at" and got ten hits.
And only one is me.
We live in profoundly stupid times.
And only one is me.
We live in profoundly stupid times.
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Did a CanLII search for "law of ma'at" and got ten hits.
And only one is me.
We live in profoundly stupid times.
And only one is me.
We live in profoundly stupid times.
Abusive liens are a notorious form of "paper terrorism", especially in the US.
This author has done a nice job surveying the issue and legislative responses:
mckinneylaw.iu.edu/practice/law...
Worth a read if you're interested in how pseudolaw types hotwire processes to their advantage.
This author has done a nice job surveying the issue and legislative responses:
mckinneylaw.iu.edu/practice/law...
Worth a read if you're interested in how pseudolaw types hotwire processes to their advantage.
mckinneylaw.iu.edu
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Abusive liens are a notorious form of "paper terrorism", especially in the US.
This author has done a nice job surveying the issue and legislative responses:
mckinneylaw.iu.edu/practice/law...
Worth a read if you're interested in how pseudolaw types hotwire processes to their advantage.
This author has done a nice job surveying the issue and legislative responses:
mckinneylaw.iu.edu/practice/law...
Worth a read if you're interested in how pseudolaw types hotwire processes to their advantage.
Sometimes I mourn the passing of technologies.
One example is the great dirigibles of the early 20th century.
I crave being suddenly cast in shadow. A wall of silver flows above and over me. Deep sound washes and strokes like a heavy surf.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QT...
I need to submerge.
One example is the great dirigibles of the early 20th century.
I crave being suddenly cast in shadow. A wall of silver flows above and over me. Deep sound washes and strokes like a heavy surf.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QT...
I need to submerge.
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sometimes I mourn the passing of technologies.
One example is the great dirigibles of the early 20th century.
I crave being suddenly cast in shadow. A wall of silver flows above and over me. Deep sound washes and strokes like a heavy surf.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QT...
I need to submerge.
One example is the great dirigibles of the early 20th century.
I crave being suddenly cast in shadow. A wall of silver flows above and over me. Deep sound washes and strokes like a heavy surf.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QT...
I need to submerge.
I've discovered a very weird pseudolaw case where the pseudolaw adherent refused to take $20,000 left to him in a will.
Then he sues the executors of the estate three times, running up over $25K in expenses, and getting declared a vexatious litigant.
Details here: www.reddit.com/r/amibeingde...
Then he sues the executors of the estate three times, running up over $25K in expenses, and getting declared a vexatious litigant.
Details here: www.reddit.com/r/amibeingde...
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November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I've discovered a very weird pseudolaw case where the pseudolaw adherent refused to take $20,000 left to him in a will.
Then he sues the executors of the estate three times, running up over $25K in expenses, and getting declared a vexatious litigant.
Details here: www.reddit.com/r/amibeingde...
Then he sues the executors of the estate three times, running up over $25K in expenses, and getting declared a vexatious litigant.
Details here: www.reddit.com/r/amibeingde...
Woman disputes operation of father's will. In wrong jurisdiction, after will already probated.
Father's will uses name in all capital letters. Woman invokes Strawman duality. Gets declared vexatious litigant.
Rusler Estate (Re), 2025 BCSC 2269: canlii.ca/t/kgjbl
Father's will uses name in all capital letters. Woman invokes Strawman duality. Gets declared vexatious litigant.
Rusler Estate (Re), 2025 BCSC 2269: canlii.ca/t/kgjbl
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Woman disputes operation of father's will. In wrong jurisdiction, after will already probated.
Father's will uses name in all capital letters. Woman invokes Strawman duality. Gets declared vexatious litigant.
Rusler Estate (Re), 2025 BCSC 2269: canlii.ca/t/kgjbl
Father's will uses name in all capital letters. Woman invokes Strawman duality. Gets declared vexatious litigant.
Rusler Estate (Re), 2025 BCSC 2269: canlii.ca/t/kgjbl
Criminal proceedings vs woman entering Canada, ignoring COVID-19 quarantine processes. She says she doesn't have to comply with any instructions of a mere corporation.
Doesn't work.
Directeur des poursuites criminelles et pénales c Bastien, 2025 QCCQ 5392 - canlii.ca/t/kfwxx
Original in French.
Doesn't work.
Directeur des poursuites criminelles et pénales c Bastien, 2025 QCCQ 5392 - canlii.ca/t/kfwxx
Original in French.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Criminal proceedings vs woman entering Canada, ignoring COVID-19 quarantine processes. She says she doesn't have to comply with any instructions of a mere corporation.
Doesn't work.
Directeur des poursuites criminelles et pénales c Bastien, 2025 QCCQ 5392 - canlii.ca/t/kfwxx
Original in French.
Doesn't work.
Directeur des poursuites criminelles et pénales c Bastien, 2025 QCCQ 5392 - canlii.ca/t/kfwxx
Original in French.
Tidy decision by the Human Rights Tribunal of Ontario that rejects claims that Moorish American ID and identification are a basis for discrimination.
Like... Duhh...
Associate Chief Justice Rooke (retired) gets cited a lot.
Bey v York (Police Service Board), 2025 HRTO 2751
canlii.ca/t/kgd61
Like... Duhh...
Associate Chief Justice Rooke (retired) gets cited a lot.
Bey v York (Police Service Board), 2025 HRTO 2751
canlii.ca/t/kgd61
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Tidy decision by the Human Rights Tribunal of Ontario that rejects claims that Moorish American ID and identification are a basis for discrimination.
Like... Duhh...
Associate Chief Justice Rooke (retired) gets cited a lot.
Bey v York (Police Service Board), 2025 HRTO 2751
canlii.ca/t/kgd61
Like... Duhh...
Associate Chief Justice Rooke (retired) gets cited a lot.
Bey v York (Police Service Board), 2025 HRTO 2751
canlii.ca/t/kgd61
HRM Didulo was back in Court and reportedly argued:
"... she had evidence and affidavits on a USB drive to prove the failure to comply charge was actually a case of mistaken identity."
Oh. But ... who was mistaken for? Say it all together - "STRAWMAN!"
www.swiftcurrentonline.com/articles/rom...
"... she had evidence and affidavits on a USB drive to prove the failure to comply charge was actually a case of mistaken identity."
Oh. But ... who was mistaken for? Say it all together - "STRAWMAN!"
www.swiftcurrentonline.com/articles/rom...
Romana Didulo applies to remove release conditions
A fruitless appearance in Swift Current Provincial Court for the self-proclaimed Queen of Canada. Romana Didulo, 51, appeared on Wednesday afternoon in Swift Current to request the removal of her rel...
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November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
HRM Didulo was back in Court and reportedly argued:
"... she had evidence and affidavits on a USB drive to prove the failure to comply charge was actually a case of mistaken identity."
Oh. But ... who was mistaken for? Say it all together - "STRAWMAN!"
www.swiftcurrentonline.com/articles/rom...
"... she had evidence and affidavits on a USB drive to prove the failure to comply charge was actually a case of mistaken identity."
Oh. But ... who was mistaken for? Say it all together - "STRAWMAN!"
www.swiftcurrentonline.com/articles/rom...
The Canadian Federal Court of Appeal confirmed a Detax guru has to pay tax on the money he made running a pseudolaw scam.
I write about that in detail here:
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Call it the "Detaxerdämmerung".
I write about that in detail here:
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Call it the "Detaxerdämmerung".
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November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The Canadian Federal Court of Appeal confirmed a Detax guru has to pay tax on the money he made running a pseudolaw scam.
I write about that in detail here:
www.reddit.com/r/amibeingde...
Call it the "Detaxerdämmerung".
I write about that in detail here:
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Call it the "Detaxerdämmerung".
For those who are following the criminal proceedings against HRM Romana Didulo, Queen of Canada, I have conducted an analysis of recent media reports:
www.reddit.com/r/amibeingde...
In brief, looks like Romana is taking an aggressive approach to her litigation. Pseudolaw is very likely in play.
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In brief, looks like Romana is taking an aggressive approach to her litigation. Pseudolaw is very likely in play.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
For those who are following the criminal proceedings against HRM Romana Didulo, Queen of Canada, I have conducted an analysis of recent media reports:
www.reddit.com/r/amibeingde...
In brief, looks like Romana is taking an aggressive approach to her litigation. Pseudolaw is very likely in play.
www.reddit.com/r/amibeingde...
In brief, looks like Romana is taking an aggressive approach to her litigation. Pseudolaw is very likely in play.
Reported Scottish pseudolaw cases aren't terribly common, making this of interest:
Together Commercial Finance Ltd v Smith, [2025] SAC (Civ) 22: www.scotcourts.gov.uk/media/hzyppz...
It's a foreclosure appeal. Turns out declaring you're a "living man" doesn't miracle away court proceedings.
Together Commercial Finance Ltd v Smith, [2025] SAC (Civ) 22: www.scotcourts.gov.uk/media/hzyppz...
It's a foreclosure appeal. Turns out declaring you're a "living man" doesn't miracle away court proceedings.
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Reported Scottish pseudolaw cases aren't terribly common, making this of interest:
Together Commercial Finance Ltd v Smith, [2025] SAC (Civ) 22: www.scotcourts.gov.uk/media/hzyppz...
It's a foreclosure appeal. Turns out declaring you're a "living man" doesn't miracle away court proceedings.
Together Commercial Finance Ltd v Smith, [2025] SAC (Civ) 22: www.scotcourts.gov.uk/media/hzyppz...
It's a foreclosure appeal. Turns out declaring you're a "living man" doesn't miracle away court proceedings.
Justice F Myers orders $510 million in fees to lawyers reduced to $23 million:
"A lawyer’s professional retainer is not a lottery ticket offering a bonus prize of generational wealth to the lawyers if the clients hit the jackpot and win a mega-award."
Oh my can you say "appeal"?
canlii.ca/t/kg64z
"A lawyer’s professional retainer is not a lottery ticket offering a bonus prize of generational wealth to the lawyers if the clients hit the jackpot and win a mega-award."
Oh my can you say "appeal"?
canlii.ca/t/kg64z
canlii.ca
October 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Justice F Myers orders $510 million in fees to lawyers reduced to $23 million:
"A lawyer’s professional retainer is not a lottery ticket offering a bonus prize of generational wealth to the lawyers if the clients hit the jackpot and win a mega-award."
Oh my can you say "appeal"?
canlii.ca/t/kg64z
"A lawyer’s professional retainer is not a lottery ticket offering a bonus prize of generational wealth to the lawyers if the clients hit the jackpot and win a mega-award."
Oh my can you say "appeal"?
canlii.ca/t/kg64z
Cute three-page judgment where not-a-chief Bill Denby of the not-a-First Nation Kawartha First Nation gets a short but sharp (as in stabbee) judgment affirming Canadian law does apply to Bill.
He's not happy about that.
He's not happy about that.
October 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Cute three-page judgment where not-a-chief Bill Denby of the not-a-First Nation Kawartha First Nation gets a short but sharp (as in stabbee) judgment affirming Canadian law does apply to Bill.
He's not happy about that.
He's not happy about that.