Doc Bedlam
@doc-bedlam.bsky.social
Writer. Educator. Freelance metaphysician.
I like cat cafes. But...
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I like cat cafes. But...
The great, enthusiastic, furry NOPE.
The irritated glare back over his shoulder really sells it. This is all obviously the human's fault.
The irritated glare back over his shoulder really sells it. This is all obviously the human's fault.
January 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The great, enthusiastic, furry NOPE.
The irritated glare back over his shoulder really sells it. This is all obviously the human's fault.
The irritated glare back over his shoulder really sells it. This is all obviously the human's fault.
Cat will cat. Cat GONNA cat. Because that's what cat do.
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Cat will cat. Cat GONNA cat. Because that's what cat do.
Another one that never gets old. Durned if I don't think the rhino was playing with the deer.
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Another one that never gets old. Durned if I don't think the rhino was playing with the deer.
This one never gets old.
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
This one never gets old.
So apparently "cow scratchers" are a thing.
"Hey! HEY! MY turn!"
"Hey! HEY! MY turn!"
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
So apparently "cow scratchers" are a thing.
"Hey! HEY! MY turn!"
"Hey! HEY! MY turn!"
Well, this was unexpected.
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Well, this was unexpected.
It's that time of year again.
Wonder how warm that outfit is?
Wonder how warm that outfit is?
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's that time of year again.
Wonder how warm that outfit is?
Wonder how warm that outfit is?
So I went shopping today... and I needed a bathroom...
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
So I went shopping today... and I needed a bathroom...
I am told they're hot cocoa bombs. Still not sure I'd drop one in my coffee cup...
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I am told they're hot cocoa bombs. Still not sure I'd drop one in my coffee cup...
So they've come up with a machine that washes PEOPLE.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So they've come up with a machine that washes PEOPLE.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.