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Or maybe it's inside Trump's butthole and Lindsey Graham follows it.
December 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Or maybe it's inside Trump's butthole and Lindsey Graham follows it.
I go for appearance. I don't recall my roux having a nutty aroma, but my sense of smell isn't the most sensitive in the world.
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I go for appearance. I don't recall my roux having a nutty aroma, but my sense of smell isn't the most sensitive in the world.
Take your time and let the color develop slowly. If you overshoot, throw it out and try again.
December 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Take your time and let the color develop slowly. If you overshoot, throw it out and try again.
Snipe nukes. I was on the ET nuke pathway, but didn't get high enough grades in "A" school to get into the nuclear program, thus I became a regular ET.
December 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Snipe nukes. I was on the ET nuke pathway, but didn't get high enough grades in "A" school to get into the nuclear program, thus I became a regular ET.
Every time I see sandhills in the suburbs of Sarasota, I imagine them thinking, "WTF did the humans do to our place?"
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Every time I see sandhills in the suburbs of Sarasota, I imagine them thinking, "WTF did the humans do to our place?"
Indiana told 47 to get bent. Good for them.
December 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Indiana told 47 to get bent. Good for them.
I did not have Dense on my bingo card to stand up to 45 on Jan. 6th, but he did.
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I did not have Dense on my bingo card to stand up to 45 on Jan. 6th, but he did.
Plus Andrew Gillum came within 0.4% of Ron DeSantis in the Florida governor's race in 2018, and he ran as an unabashed progressive Democrat. With a good candidate, it can be done!
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Plus Andrew Gillum came within 0.4% of Ron DeSantis in the Florida governor's race in 2018, and he ran as an unabashed progressive Democrat. With a good candidate, it can be done!
He doens't look like someone you want to fuck with. I had officers like him when I was in the Navy.
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
He doens't look like someone you want to fuck with. I had officers like him when I was in the Navy.
Damn, Jeff, what do you have against actual hyenas?
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Damn, Jeff, what do you have against actual hyenas?
Matt Gaetz, Tool of Propaganda™.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Matt Gaetz, Tool of Propaganda™.
Now and forever, IT'S ALWAYS PROJECTION!
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Now and forever, IT'S ALWAYS PROJECTION!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: The Citadel broke Nancy Mace's brain.
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: The Citadel broke Nancy Mace's brain.
Next on "what could possibly go wrong?"
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Next on "what could possibly go wrong?"
On behalf of actual sacks of putrid trash.......
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
On behalf of actual sacks of putrid trash.......
Apparently you don't need peripheral vision in the 23rd Century. Who knew?
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Apparently you don't need peripheral vision in the 23rd Century. Who knew?
Funny how they're more than willing to tax Powerball winners but not corporations or billionaires.
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Funny how they're more than willing to tax Powerball winners but not corporations or billionaires.
Ah yes, all caps for that festive touch!
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Ah yes, all caps for that festive touch!
In other news, sun rises in east, dog bites man, Ted Cruz is an asshole.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In other news, sun rises in east, dog bites man, Ted Cruz is an asshole.
One word: access.
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
One word: access.
The even-numbered TOS films were the best ones.
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The even-numbered TOS films were the best ones.
I guess he got a 48-hour pass from the inside of Trump's ass.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I guess he got a 48-hour pass from the inside of Trump's ass.
I remember those days. I guess it's been eaten by the Austin borg at this point.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I remember those days. I guess it's been eaten by the Austin borg at this point.