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Doc Brass
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Ass-kicking Centenarian
It's easy to get angry at this but all I hear is a low IQ bully from elementary school whose only move is to wind you up. The kind of kid that responded to every criticism with "I know you are but what am I"
December 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now
Come on and work it on out
You know you twist, you little girl
You know you twist so fine
Come on and twist a little closer, now
And let me know that you're mine
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"Hey Onion, have any fucks to give?"
"Nope. Fresh out"
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This will win a Pulitzer
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
WaPo is trash. Largest protest in American history but #2 story is “the most dangerous woman in classical music”
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Navigating the modern media ownership landscape be like
September 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Show me your getaway vehicle
August 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh, I see the Onion is flexing again
July 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Thousands"
June 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Onion "Oops All Bangers" Edition
June 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
February 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Fitzmagic doesn't miss
December 9, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Lol this is Mandarin Moussilini fucking with DeSantis. Shades of Romney-for-State eight years ago. There's no way.
December 4, 2024 at 1:53 PM
December 2, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
December 2, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.

One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.

No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Day 3
December 1, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.

One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.

No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Day 2
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Post a ship that's not star wars or star trek
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Peep that logo! Looks reminiscent of something, can't put my finger on it...
November 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
You're not going to believe this but it was founded in 1939 in Salt Lake City, Utah.
November 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Fell down a rabbit hole of Credit Unions in the US, and #7 in terms of Assets Under Management is America First Credit Union and it is wild.
November 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM