It's easy to get angry at this but all I hear is a low IQ bully from elementary school whose only move is to wind you up. The kind of kid that responded to every criticism with "I know you are but what am I"
December 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's easy to get angry at this but all I hear is a low IQ bully from elementary school whose only move is to wind you up. The kind of kid that responded to every criticism with "I know you are but what am I"
Post a famous bathroom scene
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November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now
Come on and work it on out
You know you twist, you little girl
You know you twist so fine
Come on and twist a little closer, now
And let me know that you're mine
Come on and work it on out
You know you twist, you little girl
You know you twist so fine
Come on and twist a little closer, now
And let me know that you're mine
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now
Come on and work it on out
You know you twist, you little girl
You know you twist so fine
Come on and twist a little closer, now
And let me know that you're mine
Come on and work it on out
You know you twist, you little girl
You know you twist so fine
Come on and twist a little closer, now
And let me know that you're mine
"Hey Onion, have any fucks to give?"
"Nope. Fresh out"
"Nope. Fresh out"
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"Hey Onion, have any fucks to give?"
"Nope. Fresh out"
"Nope. Fresh out"
This will win a Pulitzer
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This will win a Pulitzer
WaPo is trash. Largest protest in American history but #2 story is “the most dangerous woman in classical music”
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
WaPo is trash. Largest protest in American history but #2 story is “the most dangerous woman in classical music”
Navigating the modern media ownership landscape be like
September 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Navigating the modern media ownership landscape be like
Show me your getaway vehicle
August 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Show me your getaway vehicle
Oh, I see the Onion is flexing again
July 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oh, I see the Onion is flexing again
The Onion "Oops All Bangers" Edition
June 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The Onion "Oops All Bangers" Edition
Fitzmagic doesn't miss
![A picture of Bill Belichick's 23yo girlfriend prompted this response from ex-NFL player Ryan Fitzpatrick: "For all you 48 year old hopeless romantics out there just think your future person may not even be born yet [3 heart emoji]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fpttdumlh7cuxpxc4sc7nm6u/bafkreignxtqjcbdksicreaykykouwwfaypvzcohvw7eig3rzwjbhff3bn4@jpeg)
December 9, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Fitzmagic doesn't miss
Lol this is Mandarin Moussilini fucking with DeSantis. Shades of Romney-for-State eight years ago. There's no way.
December 4, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Lol this is Mandarin Moussilini fucking with DeSantis. Shades of Romney-for-State eight years ago. There's no way.
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
December 2, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 3
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 3
December 1, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 3
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 3
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 2
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 2
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 2
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 2
Post a ship that's not star wars or star trek
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Post a ship that's not star wars or star trek
Peep that logo! Looks reminiscent of something, can't put my finger on it...
November 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Peep that logo! Looks reminiscent of something, can't put my finger on it...
You're not going to believe this but it was founded in 1939 in Salt Lake City, Utah.
November 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
You're not going to believe this but it was founded in 1939 in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Fell down a rabbit hole of Credit Unions in the US, and #7 in terms of Assets Under Management is America First Credit Union and it is wild.
November 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Fell down a rabbit hole of Credit Unions in the US, and #7 in terms of Assets Under Management is America First Credit Union and it is wild.