Why, pray, did you let it happen the FIRST time? 🙀
January 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Why, pray, did you let it happen the FIRST time? 🙀
Wouldn't you be happier with a divorce, a housekeeper and a book club membership?
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Wouldn't you be happier with a divorce, a housekeeper and a book club membership?
The Royal Family is not what it once was.
January 10, 2026 at 8:42 AM
The Royal Family is not what it once was.
That was a horrible thing to happen to anyone. Don’t beat yourself up.
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
That was a horrible thing to happen to anyone. Don’t beat yourself up.
Frank has filmed his Blackpool crackles for an hour and three quarters. Put this on you low-carbon telly for all the feels and none of the gas. youtu.be/geQ3vs1_DVw?...
COAL FIRE with relaxing sounds and crackles - 4K
YouTube video by Frank in Blackpool
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Frank has filmed his Blackpool crackles for an hour and three quarters. Put this on you low-carbon telly for all the feels and none of the gas. youtu.be/geQ3vs1_DVw?...
You’d be lucky to afford even a semi during her tenure. House prices went sky high.
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
You’d be lucky to afford even a semi during her tenure. House prices went sky high.
F***k that.
Any company pulling this kinds of shite is not one you want to work for.
This is their opening move?
Imagine what’ll be like two months in.
Open a market stall, anything but this.
Any company pulling this kinds of shite is not one you want to work for.
This is their opening move?
Imagine what’ll be like two months in.
Open a market stall, anything but this.
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
F***k that.
Any company pulling this kinds of shite is not one you want to work for.
This is their opening move?
Imagine what’ll be like two months in.
Open a market stall, anything but this.
Any company pulling this kinds of shite is not one you want to work for.
This is their opening move?
Imagine what’ll be like two months in.
Open a market stall, anything but this.
You're being true to yourself and helping the most in need. Big salute to you. That said you have more than earned some happy times with your loved ones. Hope you can work something out so you are where you want to be in future years. Overseas breaks are good ...
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You're being true to yourself and helping the most in need. Big salute to you. That said you have more than earned some happy times with your loved ones. Hope you can work something out so you are where you want to be in future years. Overseas breaks are good ...
But your boogie woogie piano has brought pleasure to millions Jools.
At least there is that.
At least there is that.
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
But your boogie woogie piano has brought pleasure to millions Jools.
At least there is that.
At least there is that.
God moves trolleys in mysterious ways.
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
God moves trolleys in mysterious ways.
Women are all about the multitasking until the chaps get creative eh?
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Women are all about the multitasking until the chaps get creative eh?
New tech has reduced opportunities for exasperating pettiness. Back in the day there was a certain type of lady who’d only realise she had to pay when asked, faff in her handbag, fish out her chequebook, find her pen didn’t work, then write the cheque slowly before having a chat with the cashier. 🤯
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
New tech has reduced opportunities for exasperating pettiness. Back in the day there was a certain type of lady who’d only realise she had to pay when asked, faff in her handbag, fish out her chequebook, find her pen didn’t work, then write the cheque slowly before having a chat with the cashier. 🤯
Your child will have to go through life knowing that their name was a joke to their mother and grandparents who twinned them with a dog.
Classy.
Classy.
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Your child will have to go through life knowing that their name was a joke to their mother and grandparents who twinned them with a dog.
Classy.
Classy.
You don't have to but the recovery period is shorter if you do.
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You don't have to but the recovery period is shorter if you do.
Sure. Talking to your young nephew about his bathroom activities is not creepy or weird at all.
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sure. Talking to your young nephew about his bathroom activities is not creepy or weird at all.
There are so many candidates that there could be a compilation ‘Now that’s what I call a Cunt’ album.
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
There are so many candidates that there could be a compilation ‘Now that’s what I call a Cunt’ album.
Not everything on BP was made with sticky backed plastic.
It's not too late to burn your house down with Noakesy's Advent Crown of Fire. All you need is a couple of coat hangers, tinsel and some wonky candles.
It's not too late to burn your house down with Noakesy's Advent Crown of Fire. All you need is a couple of coat hangers, tinsel and some wonky candles.
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Not everything on BP was made with sticky backed plastic.
It's not too late to burn your house down with Noakesy's Advent Crown of Fire. All you need is a couple of coat hangers, tinsel and some wonky candles.
It's not too late to burn your house down with Noakesy's Advent Crown of Fire. All you need is a couple of coat hangers, tinsel and some wonky candles.
No One Likes a Fat Pop Star.
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No One Likes a Fat Pop Star.
Good for you. Be happy.
Princess Toxic and her family never will be.
Princess Toxic and her family never will be.
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Good for you. Be happy.
Princess Toxic and her family never will be.
Princess Toxic and her family never will be.