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Deez, squirrel
Whether it's trump sharing pictures of black people as gorillas and monkeys during black history month or the Obama's being unrepentantly black despite knowing how that will upset the GOP both sides need to work on their race relations
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Pretty sure a bunch of people have debt and most of them don't address it by raping, torturing, and murdering kids
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Do human people like dough nuts?

-... Yeah man. Why did you say it like that

I said it precisely as a normal human would. May I have exactly seven dough nuts
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I have a bunch
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Classic reverse psychology! Getting you to release the real address
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The last house party was lit
a squirrel climbs up a tree in front of a house on fire
ALT: a squirrel climbs up a tree in front of a house on fire
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February 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Woohoo! Party at Ambiens

Got to break in that new house
February 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Yeah but don't worry I'll get it from Harry
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Reposted by DocDeezWhat
It's hard out there for a squirrel 🎵 You know it's hard out here for a rodent (squirrel)
When he tryin' to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and nut money spent
Because a whole lot of kitties talkin' shit 🎵
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Well we better smash it anyway just to be safe
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I'm just keeping it arboreal
February 6, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Yeah winter is a time for deep drinking and reflection hanging out in the drey

I put a lot of brain thoughts towards it and I've decided if it comes down to it I will totally eat people rather than skip a single meal. But that's how it is in the forest you know. Tough decisions
February 6, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I've yet to see a single Republican criticize this
February 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I know where there's a really big rock! It's underneath your house and the house seems to be kinda stuck to it. Anyway we can smash off big chunks
February 6, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I'll take some shrimp flavored sunflower seeds
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Where are we going?
a squirrel is sitting on a branch in front of a house
ALT: a squirrel is sitting on a branch in front of a house
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February 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It got pretty cold here

Almost freezing!

I may have to start eating people
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
He's taking credit for the US turning 250?
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
No one can occupy a roughly JD shaped space like that man
February 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
He's just nodding along like "yes this is something that's happening"
February 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"So what you doing after this? Wanna get some easily preventable diseases and drive slowly past the playground?"
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Effectively banning the Republican party from China
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM