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THEO
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she & her 🏴🇵🇭🏳‍🌈 comedian, leftist, wolf. ATL.
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i hope yall have been good and had a nice holiday season and are looking forward to a happy new year hehehe
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
docfission.bsky.social
good luck good luck good luck!!! hope to visit you in your new home!! everything's gonna be great :-)
July 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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A man and his shoes were having an affair when his wife discovered them "in that holy moment." Shocked but not unhappy she wished her husband well on his new life and granted him an amicable divorce. Due to her numerous good qualities she had many suitors. She lined up the three most promising and had each of them describe why they should become her new husband. The first man explained that he had infinite money due to a marvelous device and could shower her with wealth. The second man explained that although he was dollar poor he had discovered a technique that would leave her breathless. He explained the technique and it sounded like he knew his stuff. The third man stepped forward and removed his troll mask to reveal himself as her husband. He explained that the shoes had died somehow and he wanted her back. Who did she choose? She chose all three. Sometimes you really can have it all.
May 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
docfission.bsky.social
man that sucks
April 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM